A nun, Saddam Hussain and a french maid went to a bar...
And proceeded to have a very "interesting" evening... lol
So yeah, me (nun), Jason (Saddam) and Jen (maid) might have been the only ones that bothered to dress up last night (altho others were supposed to do it), and i might have looked like a complete twat, but u know what? i dont give a flying fuck... im a walking contradiction, yes i am...
Adam was incredibley drunk, and proceeded to shout "PRICK" at every appropriate moment, but then again, he thought that every 2 minutes was appropriate, even when the target was not in the area... also cue funny voicemail about vibrators and peni at the end of the night...
I have one rant, and one happy thought... so rant first... if someone is going to turn up at the club, after being such a bastard to me last week with my hospital incident, and then proceed to stare death stares at me all night, and then dance so fucking retardedly close to me that he knocks into Gareth and spills most of Gareths drink down my back, then they better be prepared for the shit thats coming to them... i dont appreciate being "death stared" all night by some pillock in a stupid hat (yes i know - i was dressed as a nun...) but still, he's gonna end up with broken legs, and not from me!
Anyways... HAPPY NEWS... well in a way... someone i have a lot of feelings for, i spent a great deal of time talking to him last night... and im a tard, who moves her head to the side... WHY!?!?!?! but other than that, getting told that he loves me in his own way, and that he's fond of me, and really does care what happens to me... cue me lying to him saying that everything was ok... but Adam made me text him to tell him i had lied... and i got quite a nice reply... saying "ur coping better than most people would, im glad uve moved back closer to ur parents, u need that support, please stop trying to include andrew, the boy is a retard, i meant what i said, i do love you in my own way. xx"
So yeah confusing, but still... i was angry, amused and elated all at the same time last night... oh yeah one last thing, never let Adam and Gareth loose with walky-talkies... damn them for my lack of sleep... BASTARDS... but they know i love em... especially "foxtrot echo WALLABY"... WTF???
Mwah xxx
PS... Andrew if you are reading this, message from Adam, Gareth, Joe and Jason: "Would you like us to buy you a big black vibrator as an upgrade (by the way dude, thats sick)... Prick"
So yeah, me (nun), Jason (Saddam) and Jen (maid) might have been the only ones that bothered to dress up last night (altho others were supposed to do it), and i might have looked like a complete twat, but u know what? i dont give a flying fuck... im a walking contradiction, yes i am...
Adam was incredibley drunk, and proceeded to shout "PRICK" at every appropriate moment, but then again, he thought that every 2 minutes was appropriate, even when the target was not in the area... also cue funny voicemail about vibrators and peni at the end of the night...
I have one rant, and one happy thought... so rant first... if someone is going to turn up at the club, after being such a bastard to me last week with my hospital incident, and then proceed to stare death stares at me all night, and then dance so fucking retardedly close to me that he knocks into Gareth and spills most of Gareths drink down my back, then they better be prepared for the shit thats coming to them... i dont appreciate being "death stared" all night by some pillock in a stupid hat (yes i know - i was dressed as a nun...) but still, he's gonna end up with broken legs, and not from me!
Anyways... HAPPY NEWS... well in a way... someone i have a lot of feelings for, i spent a great deal of time talking to him last night... and im a tard, who moves her head to the side... WHY!?!?!?! but other than that, getting told that he loves me in his own way, and that he's fond of me, and really does care what happens to me... cue me lying to him saying that everything was ok... but Adam made me text him to tell him i had lied... and i got quite a nice reply... saying "ur coping better than most people would, im glad uve moved back closer to ur parents, u need that support, please stop trying to include andrew, the boy is a retard, i meant what i said, i do love you in my own way. xx"
So yeah confusing, but still... i was angry, amused and elated all at the same time last night... oh yeah one last thing, never let Adam and Gareth loose with walky-talkies... damn them for my lack of sleep... BASTARDS... but they know i love em... especially "foxtrot echo WALLABY"... WTF???
Mwah xxx
PS... Andrew if you are reading this, message from Adam, Gareth, Joe and Jason: "Would you like us to buy you a big black vibrator as an upgrade (by the way dude, thats sick)... Prick"