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Dear SUV drivers:
I admit you are twice my size, but that does not give you the right to leave piles of snow and ice on the top of your car. In fact you have even more responsibility to be careful in your driving, because you have a statistically higher probability of your weapon being lethal. Oh, and by the way, it's not a *feature* that you can't see the other cars around you. Please buy at least one other mirror for $0.99. You have already spent 40 times that on your hunk of masquerading plastic.
- Little Jetta
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On another note, I'm looking for songs about rain, or that mention rain. I know of a few, the ones I have are
Geronimo, by Divine Comedy
I'll take the rain, by REM
It's comin' down, by Cake
Rainman, by Wayne from Maine
but there are a lot more out there, and I want to know all of them. Well, all the good ones. Tell me what you think.
I admit you are twice my size, but that does not give you the right to leave piles of snow and ice on the top of your car. In fact you have even more responsibility to be careful in your driving, because you have a statistically higher probability of your weapon being lethal. Oh, and by the way, it's not a *feature* that you can't see the other cars around you. Please buy at least one other mirror for $0.99. You have already spent 40 times that on your hunk of masquerading plastic.
- Little Jetta
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On another note, I'm looking for songs about rain, or that mention rain. I know of a few, the ones I have are
Geronimo, by Divine Comedy
I'll take the rain, by REM
It's comin' down, by Cake
Rainman, by Wayne from Maine
but there are a lot more out there, and I want to know all of them. Well, all the good ones. Tell me what you think.