It isn't the carbs, it's you!
Rich people staying at a hotel having a party. One of them gets super
crazy drunk. The drunk walks up to the front desk:
Drunk: I'd like to switch rooms.
Deskman: But sir! You have the penthouse.
Drunk: I don't like it. Please switch me. To one of the lower floors.
Maybe 2 or 3.
Deskman: Certainly, sir, if you want, but sir, what was wrong with your room?
Drunk: Well... For one thing... It's on fire!
No that didn't happen to me, but this time i was moving when i got pulled over. For the next episode of: "Irma's Bad Karma" tune in anytime, on any day of the week.
Today is also the test that is essentially the GRE for music. It is graded based on the performance of my peers. So if i happen to not have had as good of a music education (They all went to music schools. I went to WPI) then i might fail. If i fail i have one more chance, and if i fail again i don't get into grad school. Good news: Conditional acceptance for *Everyone* here not just me. Even better, They decided place and time *yesterday* .. talk about "efficient"
Yesterday i ate: 1 nutrigrain bar and 2 brownies. I am telling you this because i normally eat about this much and yet i am gaining weight. And they weren't bad brownies. My mom made them - with nuts and whole wheat flour etc. It's not the eating its the exercise. I guess just because i hiked over 500 miles last summer on less than 1500 calories a day, my body expects me to do the same. Or maybe its confused by my constant driving, sitting, eating, sitting, driving, sleeping habit. Who knows?
crazy drunk. The drunk walks up to the front desk:
Drunk: I'd like to switch rooms.
Deskman: But sir! You have the penthouse.
Drunk: I don't like it. Please switch me. To one of the lower floors.
Maybe 2 or 3.
Deskman: Certainly, sir, if you want, but sir, what was wrong with your room?
Drunk: Well... For one thing... It's on fire!
No that didn't happen to me, but this time i was moving when i got pulled over. For the next episode of: "Irma's Bad Karma" tune in anytime, on any day of the week.
Today is also the test that is essentially the GRE for music. It is graded based on the performance of my peers. So if i happen to not have had as good of a music education (They all went to music schools. I went to WPI) then i might fail. If i fail i have one more chance, and if i fail again i don't get into grad school. Good news: Conditional acceptance for *Everyone* here not just me. Even better, They decided place and time *yesterday* .. talk about "efficient"
Yesterday i ate: 1 nutrigrain bar and 2 brownies. I am telling you this because i normally eat about this much and yet i am gaining weight. And they weren't bad brownies. My mom made them - with nuts and whole wheat flour etc. It's not the eating its the exercise. I guess just because i hiked over 500 miles last summer on less than 1500 calories a day, my body expects me to do the same. Or maybe its confused by my constant driving, sitting, eating, sitting, driving, sleeping habit. Who knows?