Save Liz Gruden Fund
Ok well I'm sure most of you have heard...Liz Gruden is in grave condition. Last night she was out protesting the war and arguing the point that Kerry won the election. When she was attacked by a family of rabid Javelinas. We got there as quick as we could and managed to save her life, but unfortunately she suffered massived tissue and structural damage to her face. The doctor said that with the advances in plastic surgery technology she can be returned to normal within a matter of weeks. The only problem is that it will cost about 8 thousand dollars. Now, I am not looking to collect money from anyone. I just need a girl.