Feb 28, 2008 20:20
A bakers dozen of video calls later I am no closer to finding a suitable batch of lackeys than I was a week ago. The first few were fan girls, oh oh one girl proceeded to show me pictures of her in her Cos-play costume. Oh god it was like a camel toe, muffin top nightmare! One woman seemed to have potential, if only she hadn't answered every question concerning weaponry and torture with something referring to her ex-husband...yeah I'm not touching that! Nothing but head cases and freaks out there! I'm beginning to think I should just train Kim and have her as my number 2. That's proably all I need. Really is it so much to ask for committed women who can be easily trained to follow orders no questions asked! I mean c'mon I've seen girls pledging sororities do it!
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Could one of the minions get me the name of every university near the Cocoon?