Funny bunny?

[imdeepthroat]

I stay busy for one night and my husband doesn't come home? Which one of you got him drunk and/or stoned then left him in some god-forsaken country possibly greased up and naked? I won't get mad just tell me where to pick him up!Oh good I know where he is, if he could just be left outside the door at some point preferably clothed and alert that'd

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[plumpumpkin]

Last I saw was your husband making out with the girl who dresses like a bird and the pointy toothed bully.

[the_g_prime]

LOL. I wasn't going to tell her, but you already did so yeah. We're kissing and telling.. only we weren't the ones doing the kissing.. licking.

Ohgod.

[plumpumpkin]

Seriously...someone has to.

I mean if my boyfriend or whatever making out with random people all the time I would want to know...

[imdeepthroat]

Well thank you for telling me the truth.

[the_g_prime]

I couldn't see keeping someone in a relationship who would do such a thing -- drunk or not.

As you not-boyfriend, I won't be making out with anyone anytime soon. The thought makes me queasy.

[plumpumpkin]

Yeah....it's kind of messed up. But the monarch would probably be crazier without her around.

Oh yeah no I'm not really worried about it with you.

[the_g_prime]

This is probably true, still I'm surprised she hasn't killed him yet. Some of the stories I've heard. Is there a reason they keep calling him 'homocycle?'

Heh. Well good.

Rummy said I could help him decorate his tree, but I think I'm allergic to it. Guh.

[plumpumpkin]

OH homocycle is what rummy calls him. It's cause his eyebrows look like handlebars you know?

Yeah well were here so we might as well...besides I've never decorated for christmas before.

[the_g_prime]

That's.. mildly disturbing! :D

I haven't much either. The minions back at Teckerson tossed up some tinsel and a few lights, but Rita snarled about the powerbill, and back home my mother was really overbearing and was always afraid the tree was going to fall on me.

[plumpumpkin]

Well my dad and I don't celebrate christmas. So yeah....no decorations and stuff like that.

[the_g_prime]

Is this something to do with him being a Necromancer?

I hope he doesn't mind if I still get you a Christmas present.

[plumpumpkin]

Sort of, yeah. But no he won't care.

[imdeepthroat]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

[greedyful]

Ah... That one was my fault. I have him kidnapped currently.

I promise to get him back home soon and in one piece, don't you worry your pretty little head.

[imdeepthroat]

...yeah, can take your time...with that, I just gonna need a few seconds to strangle bird girl cool off.