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Dear Mr. Trapp,
My name is Mr. Ken Zuba, I am the chief auditor with a
reputable bank here in my country. I would want to use
this medium after going through your profile to seek
for your assistance in a business transaction which
is of mutual benefit. A foreigner late Mr. David Trapp a
citizen of your country, an Oil Merchant/Contractor
with the Federal Government of Nigeria, until his
death in a ship mishap, who banked with us at our Bank
and had a closing balance of US$21.5 million which the
bank now expect any of his available next of kin to
claim. To this regards, I have been directed by the
Board of Trustees of the bank to notify the diseased
next of kin, which I have done and found out that he
has no next of kin, which means that this funds will
be lost to the government, which we all know will be
stolen.
In order to avert this development, myself and some of
my trusted colleagues in the bank now seek your
indulgence to have you stand as next of kin being that
you have the same last name with him, so that the fund
will be subsequently transferred and paid into your
foreign account. On indicating your interest, all
documents and proofs to enable you get this funds
will be carefully worked out and we are assuring you a
100% risk free transaction. You will be allowed to
retain 30% of the total amount after the transaction.
If this proposal is okay by you, and you wish to take
advantage of the trust bestowed on you, kindly
contact me with this e-mail address:
(kenzuba@pathfinder.gr) and include your telephone and
fax numbers as well as your banking information, to
enable me furnish you with relevant details to this
transaction.
Best regards,
Mr. Ken Zuba
*Sniff* I smell bullshit.
Strike on whoever "Ken Zuba" REALLY is, and another strike for all the effort and creativity wasted in the amount of time it took this douche bag to scheme this e-mail up.
My name is Mr. Ken Zuba, I am the chief auditor with a
reputable bank here in my country. I would want to use
this medium after going through your profile to seek
for your assistance in a business transaction which
is of mutual benefit. A foreigner late Mr. David Trapp a
citizen of your country, an Oil Merchant/Contractor
with the Federal Government of Nigeria, until his
death in a ship mishap, who banked with us at our Bank
and had a closing balance of US$21.5 million which the
bank now expect any of his available next of kin to
claim. To this regards, I have been directed by the
Board of Trustees of the bank to notify the diseased
next of kin, which I have done and found out that he
has no next of kin, which means that this funds will
be lost to the government, which we all know will be
stolen.
In order to avert this development, myself and some of
my trusted colleagues in the bank now seek your
indulgence to have you stand as next of kin being that
you have the same last name with him, so that the fund
will be subsequently transferred and paid into your
foreign account. On indicating your interest, all
documents and proofs to enable you get this funds
will be carefully worked out and we are assuring you a
100% risk free transaction. You will be allowed to
retain 30% of the total amount after the transaction.
If this proposal is okay by you, and you wish to take
advantage of the trust bestowed on you, kindly
contact me with this e-mail address:
(kenzuba@pathfinder.gr) and include your telephone and
fax numbers as well as your banking information, to
enable me furnish you with relevant details to this
transaction.
Best regards,
Mr. Ken Zuba
*Sniff* I smell bullshit.
Strike on whoever "Ken Zuba" REALLY is, and another strike for all the effort and creativity wasted in the amount of time it took this douche bag to scheme this e-mail up.