Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I pulled over and changed
su6z3rov1rus's flat tire (15 points). Last Wednesday I donated bone marrow to
stichmybrknhart in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In April I turned
h2opologoalie in for farting in church (3 points). In January I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In August I bought porn for
candycrumbs (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (634 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
imcurley
why are some people so chicken shit