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Update:
1. I gave myself a black eye. Don't ask me how because I don't know. It is pretty bad ass. Helps with the tips at work. They all just assume I'm in an abusive relationship so they feed me more money in hopes that I will get out of my "relationship". Little do they know that that "relationship" I have is with a beautiful thing called an Absolut Pear Press. I'm off limits for a while.
2. I got an A on my paper at school. Thanks for the help Boobs.
3. It's the busy season at work, and even busier since we are still short staffed. Work Work Work. Every fuckin day. I need some balance so if anyone is looking for a job....
4. Since I have been working so much and making bank, I have paid of the majority of my credit card bill that has been hanging over my head for the past 4 years. It should be completely depleated by the end of the week. Rock!
5. Megs and I are starting a cleanse in a couple of weeks. I'm so excited to not eat shitty food that makes me phase.
6. Nick Swardson was at O.C. the other night. Unfortunately I was at the Drink watching everyone get wasted on Annie's birthday. Money didn't tell me until he had already left. Bummer.
7. I had another fantasy dream about Mark Wahlberg the other night. I think I have a crush. Or maybe I just really want to go to Boston and meet some sexy irish men with boston accents and hot bods.
8. Slept with WBB again. This time I was hammered. Not so good. But Boobs didn't hear this time. Maybe it's only good when someone else can hear? Kinky.
Fin.
1. I gave myself a black eye. Don't ask me how because I don't know. It is pretty bad ass. Helps with the tips at work. They all just assume I'm in an abusive relationship so they feed me more money in hopes that I will get out of my "relationship". Little do they know that that "relationship" I have is with a beautiful thing called an Absolut Pear Press. I'm off limits for a while.
2. I got an A on my paper at school. Thanks for the help Boobs.
3. It's the busy season at work, and even busier since we are still short staffed. Work Work Work. Every fuckin day. I need some balance so if anyone is looking for a job....
4. Since I have been working so much and making bank, I have paid of the majority of my credit card bill that has been hanging over my head for the past 4 years. It should be completely depleated by the end of the week. Rock!
5. Megs and I are starting a cleanse in a couple of weeks. I'm so excited to not eat shitty food that makes me phase.
6. Nick Swardson was at O.C. the other night. Unfortunately I was at the Drink watching everyone get wasted on Annie's birthday. Money didn't tell me until he had already left. Bummer.
7. I had another fantasy dream about Mark Wahlberg the other night. I think I have a crush. Or maybe I just really want to go to Boston and meet some sexy irish men with boston accents and hot bods.
8. Slept with WBB again. This time I was hammered. Not so good. But Boobs didn't hear this time. Maybe it's only good when someone else can hear? Kinky.
Fin.