Tip for living in WA
Useful tip for living in WA #1 - Buying Fireworks
So are you currently in the beautiful state if Washington? (Note - When I say beautiful I mean east of the Cascades.) If you are living there you probably couldn't help but notice that today is the Fourth of July unless you've been on a drug binge for the past month. But, do you feel that your Fourth of July is lacking a certain pizazz? Perhaps it's lacking the pizazz of illegal fireworks! Lucky for you I'm glad to help. By the way, if you didn't know it was the 4th today then please don't continue reading. People who have been on a drug binge for the past month shouldn't be buying this stuff. You might try to smoke it and that would be bad.
First of all, I'd like to point out that some fireworks are legal in Washington, and we are talking more than sparklers here. (Some states that I live in only let you have sparklers. I think that even those gay snakes are illegal in IL.) Now, trust me on this one, those legal fireworks are not going to make you happy at all, so here's what you need to do. Start by heading toward your nearest indian reservation. You'll know you're in the right place if people start looking at you funny and asking if you're a federal agent. (True story, I heard about this from some drunk guy who was doing magic tricks over at Dylan's.) Once you find the guy who asks if you're a federal agent you need to then enquire about M80's and Tennis Bombs. The Tennis Bombs are tennis balls that they cut open and filled with gun powder. Pick up some of the stuff that they have here and you should be all set for a good 4th of July... In Washington ;)
So are you currently in the beautiful state if Washington? (Note - When I say beautiful I mean east of the Cascades.) If you are living there you probably couldn't help but notice that today is the Fourth of July unless you've been on a drug binge for the past month. But, do you feel that your Fourth of July is lacking a certain pizazz? Perhaps it's lacking the pizazz of illegal fireworks! Lucky for you I'm glad to help. By the way, if you didn't know it was the 4th today then please don't continue reading. People who have been on a drug binge for the past month shouldn't be buying this stuff. You might try to smoke it and that would be bad.
First of all, I'd like to point out that some fireworks are legal in Washington, and we are talking more than sparklers here. (Some states that I live in only let you have sparklers. I think that even those gay snakes are illegal in IL.) Now, trust me on this one, those legal fireworks are not going to make you happy at all, so here's what you need to do. Start by heading toward your nearest indian reservation. You'll know you're in the right place if people start looking at you funny and asking if you're a federal agent. (True story, I heard about this from some drunk guy who was doing magic tricks over at Dylan's.) Once you find the guy who asks if you're a federal agent you need to then enquire about M80's and Tennis Bombs. The Tennis Bombs are tennis balls that they cut open and filled with gun powder. Pick up some of the stuff that they have here and you should be all set for a good 4th of July... In Washington ;)