TonyBeanInfo
As of late i have become extremely fond of simple plays on words, if this is just a passing fancy or a long term ordeal remains to be seen... i am living it up however. All i can think about is going snowboarding again, this cant be healthy... what the hell am i going to do during the summer??? Doesn’t canada have places where there is snow year round? Alaska? How much are snow making machines anyway?
Ginger Ale, baffling naming.... ale by definition is "a fermented alcoholic beverage containing malt and hops, similar to but heavier than beer", ginger... well, we know what ginger is, does the fact that the soda bearing this name contains neither of those bother anyone else? Trying to find a website explaining this i queried google with "gingerale" as one word, the very first result had this description: "Welcome to my website. My name is Gingerale and I am a Balinese puddytat." Obviously i was entirely too frightened to check it out, if you are feeling saucy however, here it is... at your own risk.
Me and the Mx3(miami marine mammals) are unstoppable online, out of 18 games played i have only lost once(the guy i was playing bored me to death and i lost interest), though my record indicates two loses the other doesn’t count as i started talking to tobey online midway through the game and was distracted throughout... in the first half i never even considered the possibility that this jackass could beat me. As of late its getting frustrating though, out of 3 games last night not one lasted past the first half, 2 quit at halftime and one in the first quarter... does this make me a loser? I mean, i don’t play that much... most people i play have better records and more games total. So am i geek? Or am i just tooting my own horn? Toot! Toot! Ricky Williams up your ass bihotch.(in the second game yesterday i lost both zach tomas and my wiener of a tight end in the first quarter for the game and my opponent still decided to throw in the towel at halftime, that’s pathetic... at least play out the game like a man, he was only down 24-0). Other related notes: if i see one more person playing with the raiders i am going to scream. Sorry, but changing their uniforms doesn’t cut it. Being able to talk to people was fun at first, now its just annoying. Most of them are nice guys and i dont know what to say when i am stomping them into the ground and can hear them cursing on the other end, i almost want to apologize. I do take a great amount of pleasure in beating the bejesus out of the trash talkers though, i can talk with the best around and when i flex my sound those bitches be shutting up left and right. People who not only don’t use the "zoom out once the ball is snapped" feature, but are dead against it... what the hell do you have against seeing more of the field? I just don’t understand. Me? i like to see who it is i'm passing to. One asshole even quit a game because i insisted on turning the zoom on for when i play offense. Most people have 5 plays that they run over and over, coincidentally these are usually the people who don’t see the second half against me. Patriots playbook = money. My SOP(best buy crew represent) when playing has become: sitting in the computer chair, feet up on the desk, game sound off, blackalcious playlist on(btw, as the world turns, off of Nia is the "song i am obsessed with" of the week), computer keyboard on my lap for conversating whilst playing and usually a beverage... i can stay in this position for hours. After the first 30 minutes i lose all feeling in my legs and then i am golden.
My room is hella eerie to walk into when its dark, i generally keep most of my shite on so when i walk in it looks like a major city looked at from an airplane. Between the mouse(infared), the computer, the keyboard, the monitor, the x-cox, the tv, the hub, the stereo, and some stuff that i cant even think of the amount of blinking LEDs is just staggering, one of these days i am going to stumble in drunk and just freak the fuck out. I hope.
I could use new music to listen to, once again, recommendations are welcome... you all know what I like; now lets hear it.
For about a week now i have been meaning to bring my java book in to work because it would be nice to have a reference in print(i fucking hate PDF), obviously for about a week i have been forgetting to do so, today i woke up with an whole hour(dont ask, i dont know how it happened either... i don’t even set my alarm anymore, i wake up when i wake up) before i planned to leave for work... so i actually remembered to get it. I ended up leaving the house 20 minutes later then i wanted to because i spend a half hour looking for this fucking book. After a most frustrating 30 minutes i stormed out of my house. I remembered that i left my wallet in my other pants and stormed back in. Once back in my car i realized that the book was in my backseat... where it has been all along, this whole time, did i have a lobotomy at some point and no one told me?
Ok, i checked out some shit online and i think we can get together a pretty decent snow making system for about a grand for a week... ehhh... ehhh??(this is a rough estimate though)
Christ, i feel like my wallet is violating me... i'd sue the fucker but i know he has no money. (i need the "i just made a joke" drum-roll)
I don’t feel comfortable using a computer unless i have 20(well, 31 at the moment) things running at once. I just feel naked otherwise. Right now i have open: Groupwise, winamp, 5 instances of windows explorer, 8 instances of internet explorer, Task Mangaer, 3 instances of notepad, PointBase database server, Sun One Studio, Microsoft Visual Studio, Word, TOAD, and Media Player. I just went to open another ie windown(to look for snow stuff) and i swear the computer almost downloaded in its pants... i dont think its helping that i haven’t reset the thing in 2003 yet. I'm running this puppy into the ground. Yeah, all this stems from my record setting laziness.
I think its about time for a reading break... i can hear the cripple stall calling my name.
-tony
the fire that doesn’t go out when you are done playing with it
Ginger Ale, baffling naming.... ale by definition is "a fermented alcoholic beverage containing malt and hops, similar to but heavier than beer", ginger... well, we know what ginger is, does the fact that the soda bearing this name contains neither of those bother anyone else? Trying to find a website explaining this i queried google with "gingerale" as one word, the very first result had this description: "Welcome to my website. My name is Gingerale and I am a Balinese puddytat." Obviously i was entirely too frightened to check it out, if you are feeling saucy however, here it is... at your own risk.
Me and the Mx3(miami marine mammals) are unstoppable online, out of 18 games played i have only lost once(the guy i was playing bored me to death and i lost interest), though my record indicates two loses the other doesn’t count as i started talking to tobey online midway through the game and was distracted throughout... in the first half i never even considered the possibility that this jackass could beat me. As of late its getting frustrating though, out of 3 games last night not one lasted past the first half, 2 quit at halftime and one in the first quarter... does this make me a loser? I mean, i don’t play that much... most people i play have better records and more games total. So am i geek? Or am i just tooting my own horn? Toot! Toot! Ricky Williams up your ass bihotch.(in the second game yesterday i lost both zach tomas and my wiener of a tight end in the first quarter for the game and my opponent still decided to throw in the towel at halftime, that’s pathetic... at least play out the game like a man, he was only down 24-0). Other related notes: if i see one more person playing with the raiders i am going to scream. Sorry, but changing their uniforms doesn’t cut it. Being able to talk to people was fun at first, now its just annoying. Most of them are nice guys and i dont know what to say when i am stomping them into the ground and can hear them cursing on the other end, i almost want to apologize. I do take a great amount of pleasure in beating the bejesus out of the trash talkers though, i can talk with the best around and when i flex my sound those bitches be shutting up left and right. People who not only don’t use the "zoom out once the ball is snapped" feature, but are dead against it... what the hell do you have against seeing more of the field? I just don’t understand. Me? i like to see who it is i'm passing to. One asshole even quit a game because i insisted on turning the zoom on for when i play offense. Most people have 5 plays that they run over and over, coincidentally these are usually the people who don’t see the second half against me. Patriots playbook = money. My SOP(best buy crew represent) when playing has become: sitting in the computer chair, feet up on the desk, game sound off, blackalcious playlist on(btw, as the world turns, off of Nia is the "song i am obsessed with" of the week), computer keyboard on my lap for conversating whilst playing and usually a beverage... i can stay in this position for hours. After the first 30 minutes i lose all feeling in my legs and then i am golden.
My room is hella eerie to walk into when its dark, i generally keep most of my shite on so when i walk in it looks like a major city looked at from an airplane. Between the mouse(infared), the computer, the keyboard, the monitor, the x-cox, the tv, the hub, the stereo, and some stuff that i cant even think of the amount of blinking LEDs is just staggering, one of these days i am going to stumble in drunk and just freak the fuck out. I hope.
I could use new music to listen to, once again, recommendations are welcome... you all know what I like; now lets hear it.
For about a week now i have been meaning to bring my java book in to work because it would be nice to have a reference in print(i fucking hate PDF), obviously for about a week i have been forgetting to do so, today i woke up with an whole hour(dont ask, i dont know how it happened either... i don’t even set my alarm anymore, i wake up when i wake up) before i planned to leave for work... so i actually remembered to get it. I ended up leaving the house 20 minutes later then i wanted to because i spend a half hour looking for this fucking book. After a most frustrating 30 minutes i stormed out of my house. I remembered that i left my wallet in my other pants and stormed back in. Once back in my car i realized that the book was in my backseat... where it has been all along, this whole time, did i have a lobotomy at some point and no one told me?
Ok, i checked out some shit online and i think we can get together a pretty decent snow making system for about a grand for a week... ehhh... ehhh??(this is a rough estimate though)
Christ, i feel like my wallet is violating me... i'd sue the fucker but i know he has no money. (i need the "i just made a joke" drum-roll)
I don’t feel comfortable using a computer unless i have 20(well, 31 at the moment) things running at once. I just feel naked otherwise. Right now i have open: Groupwise, winamp, 5 instances of windows explorer, 8 instances of internet explorer, Task Mangaer, 3 instances of notepad, PointBase database server, Sun One Studio, Microsoft Visual Studio, Word, TOAD, and Media Player. I just went to open another ie windown(to look for snow stuff) and i swear the computer almost downloaded in its pants... i dont think its helping that i haven’t reset the thing in 2003 yet. I'm running this puppy into the ground. Yeah, all this stems from my record setting laziness.
I think its about time for a reading break... i can hear the cripple stall calling my name.
-tony
the fire that doesn’t go out when you are done playing with it