(no subject)
fun times with kristen victoria peck :)
* KP: "don't hit my crotch"
* KP: "i just attacked you with my butt."
* scenario: as i'm tickling kp, she falls on me, lays there motionless for a few seconds, and then starts violently humping me. and proceeds to say: "well, it seemed like the thing to do."
* dinner table fun..we'll leave it at that.
* Me: "may we be excused? we're going to go snort some heroin."
KP: "ooor whatever it is that you do with heroin.
* As KP falls into my chest, and then towards my crotch, me: "annnnd thats my crotch"..and then she tweaked my boob.
* as i tickle her knee, KP: "shnooga-la-loogana-a;lkwenr;laknwer." {or something like that}
-thats all i can think of for now..buuuut its only 9:05. the night is still young.-
* KP: "don't hit my crotch"
* KP: "i just attacked you with my butt."
* scenario: as i'm tickling kp, she falls on me, lays there motionless for a few seconds, and then starts violently humping me. and proceeds to say: "well, it seemed like the thing to do."
* dinner table fun..we'll leave it at that.
* Me: "may we be excused? we're going to go snort some heroin."
KP: "ooor whatever it is that you do with heroin.
* As KP falls into my chest, and then towards my crotch, me: "annnnd thats my crotch"..and then she tweaked my boob.
* as i tickle her knee, KP: "shnooga-la-loogana-a;lkwenr;laknwer." {or something like that}
-thats all i can think of for now..buuuut its only 9:05. the night is still young.-