The WoW Vagina
asphyxiateit: oh man
asphyxiateit: if Mike saw all those livejournal posts he'd probably be like "geeze"
LobsterMagomra: yeah i was thinking that too
LobsterMagomra: if i saw that
LobsterMagomra: and i was mike
LobsterMagomra: id be like ok this is obviously a joke they did to show me i play too much
asphyxiateit: it's really not a joke, though
asphyxiateit: lol
asphyxiateit: like, we were joking around, but my hatred is real
LobsterMagomra: haha hatred
LobsterMagomra: so strong
asphyxiateit: it's true
asphyxiateit: because WoW can s my d
LobsterMagomra: haha yeah
asphyxiateit: I feel this way about WoW, but obviously I wouldn't just rip someone apart on the spot if they started talking about it.
asphyxiateit: even though I would want to scream "I FUCKING HATE WoW, AND IT'S MAKING ME HATE YOUR FACE."
LobsterMagomra: lol
LobsterMagomra: such rage
asphyxiateit: it's so true
LobsterMagomra: i think maybe you go a littl overboard but you are right in that a video game should have no bearing on a real life relationship
LobsterMagomra: if it does you need to step back and re-evaluate the importance of a computer to you lol
asphyxiateit: you know what would totally sell
asphyxiateit: if Blizzard made an accessory you attach to your computer
asphyxiateit: that was actually a fake vagina
LobsterMagomra: omg
asphyxiateit: so all those WoW people would have everything they need in life
LobsterMagomra: omg
asphyxiateit: finally, a way to truly express their true love
asphyxiateit: and each deposit you make would be converted into WoW gold
LobsterMagomra: GAHHH IM ABOUT TO LEVEL OH SHII
asphyxiateit: $$$$$$$$
asphyxiateit: lmaoooo
LobsterMagomra: GAAAAHHH IM ABOUT TO RESPAWN HURRY HURRARANOSUDNAOSD
asphyxiateit: Oh god, oh god, I'm sorry
LobsterMagomra: hahaha
asphyxiateit: I don't know what happened
asphyxiateit: It must have froze... lag... I... I'm sorry
LobsterMagomra: OMG IM ABOUT TO ENTER YOUR INSTANCE HOLD ONNN
asphyxiateit: OH GOD ROLL THE DICE
asphyxiateit: ROLL FOR ME
asphyxiateit: god I love the way you roll
LobsterMagomra: OMG I JUST CRITTEDDDDD
asphyxiateit: yeah /flirt
LobsterMagomra: LMAO
asphyxiateit: lmaoooo
LobsterMagomra: you know
LobsterMagomra: i bet thats a command
asphyxiateit: oh, it is
asphyxiateit: I was serious
asphyxiateit: lol
asphyxiateit: you can be this thing called a Tauren, which is basically a huge cow (wtf, I don't know), and their flirt is like
asphyxiateit: "so are you into leather"
asphyxiateit: yeah each time you level the vagina would like lubricate itself
asphyxiateit: and it would always be warm since they play like for hours on end
LobsterMagomra: wow danielle
LobsterMagomra: wow
asphyxiateit: if Mike saw all those livejournal posts he'd probably be like "geeze"
LobsterMagomra: yeah i was thinking that too
LobsterMagomra: if i saw that
LobsterMagomra: and i was mike
LobsterMagomra: id be like ok this is obviously a joke they did to show me i play too much
asphyxiateit: it's really not a joke, though
asphyxiateit: lol
asphyxiateit: like, we were joking around, but my hatred is real
LobsterMagomra: haha hatred
LobsterMagomra: so strong
asphyxiateit: it's true
asphyxiateit: because WoW can s my d
LobsterMagomra: haha yeah
asphyxiateit: I feel this way about WoW, but obviously I wouldn't just rip someone apart on the spot if they started talking about it.
asphyxiateit: even though I would want to scream "I FUCKING HATE WoW, AND IT'S MAKING ME HATE YOUR FACE."
LobsterMagomra: lol
LobsterMagomra: such rage
asphyxiateit: it's so true
LobsterMagomra: i think maybe you go a littl overboard but you are right in that a video game should have no bearing on a real life relationship
LobsterMagomra: if it does you need to step back and re-evaluate the importance of a computer to you lol
asphyxiateit: you know what would totally sell
asphyxiateit: if Blizzard made an accessory you attach to your computer
asphyxiateit: that was actually a fake vagina
LobsterMagomra: omg
asphyxiateit: so all those WoW people would have everything they need in life
LobsterMagomra: omg
asphyxiateit: finally, a way to truly express their true love
asphyxiateit: and each deposit you make would be converted into WoW gold
LobsterMagomra: GAHHH IM ABOUT TO LEVEL OH SHII
asphyxiateit: $$$$$$$$
asphyxiateit: lmaoooo
LobsterMagomra: GAAAAHHH IM ABOUT TO RESPAWN HURRY HURRARANOSUDNAOSD
asphyxiateit: Oh god, oh god, I'm sorry
LobsterMagomra: hahaha
asphyxiateit: I don't know what happened
asphyxiateit: It must have froze... lag... I... I'm sorry
LobsterMagomra: OMG IM ABOUT TO ENTER YOUR INSTANCE HOLD ONNN
asphyxiateit: OH GOD ROLL THE DICE
asphyxiateit: ROLL FOR ME
asphyxiateit: god I love the way you roll
LobsterMagomra: OMG I JUST CRITTEDDDDD
asphyxiateit: yeah /flirt
LobsterMagomra: LMAO
asphyxiateit: lmaoooo
LobsterMagomra: you know
LobsterMagomra: i bet thats a command
asphyxiateit: oh, it is
asphyxiateit: I was serious
asphyxiateit: lol
asphyxiateit: you can be this thing called a Tauren, which is basically a huge cow (wtf, I don't know), and their flirt is like
asphyxiateit: "so are you into leather"
asphyxiateit: yeah each time you level the vagina would like lubricate itself
asphyxiateit: and it would always be warm since they play like for hours on end
LobsterMagomra: wow danielle
LobsterMagomra: wow