The Way I Feel about World of Warcraft
LobsterMagomra: so he invited me to go "Gaming" with him and like at first i thought he meant video games and i was like uhhh maybe i dunno im not really going to hang out with some people JUST to play video igames
asphyxiateit: 1337 H4><0Rz
LobsterMagomra: lol
LobsterMagomra: but then i was like
LobsterMagomra: wait
LobsterMagomra: what kind of gamaing
LobsterMagomra: and hes like oh you know tabletop
LobsterMagomra: i was like "OH..........."
asphyxiateit: lol
asphyxiateit: "THEN HELL YES"
LobsterMagomra: hahahaha
asphyxiateit: "GOD I LOVE D&D"
asphyxiateit: "CAN WE PLAY SOME WORLD OF WARCRAFT AFTER???"
LobsterMagomra: lol
asphyxiateit: "PLEASE?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!!!"
asphyxiateit: "I'M ALMOST LEVEL SEVENTY I CAN PRACTICALLY TASTE IT"
LobsterMagomra: BEFORE I DO ANY IMPORTANT DECISIONS IN REAL LIFE I ROLL A 20 SIDED DIE
LobsterMagomra: HELL YEAH I JUST CRITTED THAT MEANS ILL GET AN A ON THE TEST YESSSSSSSSS
LobsterMagomra: OMG HOW WILL MY LUNCH GO
LobsterMagomra: ARRGGG A 5 SOMEONE TOOK MY LUNCH MONEY NOOO
LobsterMagomra: the worst part is i know the kids hes going to be with cuz i was at peskeys for a while
LobsterMagomra: and thats basically how it goes down
LobsterMagomra: peskys*
LobsterMagomra: and like
LobsterMagomra: this one kid one time brought in like a huge bag of assorted 20 sided dice and he thought he was the coolest
LobsterMagomra: kids spend like
LobsterMagomra: hundreds of dollars buying pokemon cards
LobsterMagomra: it was almost sad but they got some cool comics sometimes
LobsterMagomra: i totally accidentally stole a few of them
asphyxiateit: lol
asphyxiateit: yeah well you pay fifteen dollars a month for WoW
asphyxiateit: and the justification is that it replaces the tons of other games you go through, because WoW always develops and there's always something to do
LobsterMagomra: and yo like my friend is planning to do that shit ALL DAY like tomorrow his entire day is going to be playing his magic fantasy character with his friends i dont think i could do that
asphyxiateit: and my response is GET A FUCKING LIFE
LobsterMagomra: lol
asphyxiateit: Exactly!!!!!
LobsterMagomra: its like yo
asphyxiateit: and the worst part is that there is NOTHING you gain from these games that can make up for the amount of time you waste on them
asphyxiateit: and no gains can remove the stain that is on your name when I find out that you love WoW
LobsterMagomra: hahahahaha
asphyxiateit: I'm like "Oh fuck, you're one of those people."
LobsterMagomra: LOL
asphyxiateit: "Are you level seventy?? Are you horde or alliance??!?!"
asphyxiateit: "Really???? omg I feel so connected right now"
asphyxiateit: "Let's go make some more online friends, we'll have a BFF guild"
asphyxiateit: "You guys are THE BEST seriously omg did you see that spell I casted"
asphyxiateit: "dude you're like the best shaman EVER"
asphyxiateit: "OMG I KNOW he's soooo awesome I mean seriously I dream of being like that guy"
asphyxiateit: "oh man the sun is coming up we must have stayed up playing ALL NIGHT LOLOLOL"
LobsterMagomra: lol danielles hidden grudge against WoW
asphyxiateit: I HATE IT
LobsterMagomra: it is pretty retarded though lol
LobsterMagomra: i just cant imagine wanting to play a game that bad
asphyxiateit: I know it's just a video game, but people get WAY too into it
LobsterMagomra: like
asphyxiateit: people fucking schedule events in the game
asphyxiateit: like, if they had a palm pilot, WoW would be SCHEDULED INTO IT
asphyxiateit: YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE TO SCHEDULE A FUCKING VIDEO GAME
asphyxiateit: When is the last time WoW seriously enriched someone's life?
LobsterMagomra: lol do you know people who do that?
asphyxiateit: Pick up a fucking book!
asphyxiateit: YES
asphyxiateit: MIKE
LobsterMagomra: i played the 14 day trial before and like the entire time i ran around in circles making fun of people
asphyxiateit: He doesn't actually write it down, but he signs up for shit
asphyxiateit: and it's a scheduled thing
asphyxiateit: hahahah!!!!
LobsterMagomra: wow damn
asphyxiateit: no seriously
asphyxiateit: okay, picture this
asphyxiateit: I was at his house once
LobsterMagomra: im trying
asphyxiateit: and he was playing WoW
asphyxiateit: and I was like, sitting in his lap touching his hair, etc
asphyxiateit: for A WHILE
asphyxiateit: and he KEPT PLAYING
asphyxiateit: now
LobsterMagomra: oh my
asphyxiateit: any NORMAL guy would be like "Hey GIRLFRIEND sitting on me touching my hair and kissing my skin, do you want to do it, maybe?"
asphyxiateit: but someone who plays WoW would KEEP PLAYING
LobsterMagomra: lmao
asphyxiateit: there was one time I was at his house and he was playing WoW, and I had to go because I needed to be home before my mom, and I sat there for like fifteen minutes because he was like "I'll be done in a second"
LobsterMagomra: omg just stand up lol
asphyxiateit: and I got so pissed, because it was like, I understand you're playing with other people and they need you to be part of the team, but it's a fucking video game and I am IN REAL LIFE
asphyxiateit: so either tell me you can't take a break, or take a fucking minute to say goodbye
LobsterMagomra: lol i couldnt imagine doing that either
LobsterMagomra: like if i have something to do i dont mind just like standing up in the middle of a game its like whatever i can get back to this point eventually its a damn video game
asphyxiateit: we got into a big argument over it and the next day he realized he was being a stupid ass, but you shouldn't even need to "realize" how retarded that is
LobsterMagomra: yeah pretty much
asphyxiateit: exactly!!!
asphyxiateit: !!!!!!!
asphyxiateit: I HATE WoW!!!!!!!!!!!!
asphyxiateit: and yeah, everyone is entitled to do what is fun for them, but holy shit, when you're THAT into playing a video game, that's just really uncool
asphyxiateit: and it becomes a habit, which is the worst part
asphyxiateit: I've gotten really into a game and stayed up all night playing, and played A LOT, but it's not like I integrate it into my life
asphyxiateit: like, I could interchange that game with any other fun thing
asphyxiateit: WoW people CAN'T - It HAS to be WoW
LobsterMagomra: yeah whats up with that
asphyxiateit: what's up with that is that WoW is fucking lame
LobsterMagomra: the last time i got into a video game was like when final fantasy 8 came out and i stayed up for a while paying but like
LobsterMagomra: that was a while ago lol
LobsterMagomra: i play for like maybe an hour or two at a time now
asphyxiateit: I see WoW as something that makes your computer and your subscription a ball and chain
asphyxiateit: and you become a slave to your totally nerd-geek loserism
asphyxiateit: well that was harsh, but you know what I mean
asphyxiateit: I fucking hate WoW
LobsterMagomra: no everything you said was pretty true haha
asphyxiateit: when people get WoW stuff or talk about getting WoW when I'm working, I'm seriously like "Yeah you should try reading instead"
LobsterMagomra: you should try not sucking at life instead
asphyxiateit: and one time this guy came in with his two kids and was like "no way in hell am I buying that for my kids" and he was like "you can get a game once you read more books!!!" to his son, and I practically cried from happiness
LobsterMagomra: hahahaha sweet
asphyxiateit: I was like, THANK GOD SOMEONE WHO ISN'T RETARDED
asphyxiateit: it made my day
LobsterMagomra: lmao WoW is equivalent to sticking your dick in a pinecone shutting a door in your face and turnin the music up really loud and crying yourself to sleep
asphyxiateit: lmao!!!!
asphyxiateit: I'm totally posting this in my journal
LobsterMagomra: if you sit in a car with the AC on for a week and then get out of the car and tell everyone you are a time traveller from the future you just did something more productive than playing wow
asphyxiateit: I kind of want Mike to read it to see how much I hate that game, but then I'd feel bad
asphyxiateit: because he's like "It's just what I like to do, and I don't want people telling me what to do in my free time since I don't have a lot of it"
asphyxiateit: and that's true, but still, WoW sucks and I will never like it
asphyxiateit: and I will always think it's such a fucking waste
asphyxiateit: there is nothing good about it that can justify all the bad about it
asphyxiateit: and that time travel thing was fucking awesome
LobsterMagomra: what if he like makes money from it
asphyxiateit: and it's my new away message
asphyxiateit: I don't think you can; I think you only lose money from it... if he did then that would be different
LobsterMagomra: i heard people do that i dunno how it works
asphyxiateit: ohhh if they play for someone
asphyxiateit: to level them up
LobsterMagomra: like they sell game money for real money
LobsterMagomra: or maybe that
asphyxiateit: if you made enough money so that you didn't have to spend as much time working, that's fine
asphyxiateit: yeah, I guess
LobsterMagomra: so like WoW would be your job lol
asphyxiateit: yeah
LobsterMagomra: what about then though
LobsterMagomra: i mean thats pretty crazy that a video game can have a real life economy thats pretty screwed up
LobsterMagomra: but i guess maybe thats more productive
LobsterMagomra: lol
asphyxiateit: in a way
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LobsterMagomra: this song just came on its its super chill
LobsterMagomra: i havent heard it b4 either it sjust music but yeah
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LobsterMagomra: word
asphyxiateit: I loved that one Gorillaz song
asphyxiateit: what was it called?
LobsterMagomra: yeah
asphyxiateit: the European Release one
LobsterMagomra: ummm
LobsterMagomra: hold on lol
LobsterMagomra: let me find out
LobsterMagomra: hmmm
asphyxiateit: best away message ever
LobsterMagomra: O Greren World
Auto Response from asphyxiateit:
LobsterMagomra: if you sit in a car with the AC on for a week and then get out of the car and tell everyone you are a time traveller from the future you just did something more productive than playing WoW
LobsterMagomra: Green*
LobsterMagomra: O Green World
asphyxiateit: really?
LobsterMagomra: yeah
asphyxiateit: I thought that was on the regular one
LobsterMagomra: hmmm
LobsterMagomra: hmm it is lol maybe im retarded
LobsterMagomra: it didnt sounds familiar thought right
LobsterMagomra: though*
asphyxiateit: no
LobsterMagomra: and yes nevember has come is mf doom
asphyxiateit: I can look on Rhapsody
asphyxiateit: nice!!
asphyxiateit: listening to that album was so awesome
LobsterMagomra: yeah it was pretty sweet
LobsterMagomra: its on now lol
LobsterMagomra: im gunna rip it to the compy
asphyxiateit: I don't know, though; we could have moved up three whole levels in that time
LobsterMagomra: hahahaha
asphyxiateit: now I'll never be able to join that Elite Guild!
asphyxiateit: they go on the best raids!!!!
asphyxiateit: maybe if I send them a gift basket of mooncloths I'll have a chance
asphyxiateit: and my armor IS pretty sweet
LobsterMagomra: hahahahaha
LobsterMagomra: i honestly spent my 14 day trial running in circles and people were like "WTF what are you doing" and i would change my answers id be like "SHHHHH ITS A SECRET" and then ignore them or be like "THE FUCK DOES IT LOOK LIKE"
LobsterMagomra: and constantly dance
asphyxiateit: lol!!!!
LobsterMagomra: it was funny because people are super nerds and like putting on the channells or whatever
LobsterMagomra: and just watching them type
LobsterMagomra: and flame each other
LobsterMagomra: hilarious