The (Birth)Day, Etc.
Deep within the womb of time,
a creature thus be born!!!!!!!!
The seed of life is united with
the egg of tyranny
Gestates forth from within the womb of life
for three-quarter and nigh a year
The creature thus be born!
The creature thus be formed!!!!!!!
And ye of years...
Seventeen bells
Will chime!
When the heavens open up
and drink from the silver cup
The creature thus be born!!!!!!!
And blow the magic horn!
To alert the spirit deep within the cycle of life.
The creature has begun it's journey deep forlorn,
upon this day which he be formed
In the sea of mucus the spirit rides down from the mountain
and unites with the creature in the womb
A holy union, dark mortality, until the dark mortality
breaks the chain of life
The creature thus be born
And every year raineth down the celebratory tears
A celebration of the years
E L I E isHuma N: HBD !! ! !! ! ! ! (does not stand for hairy baby dick)
Best birthday message ever.
Seventeen actually does sound older than sixteen, to me.
"A year older, even." - Brian
Today we made ice cream in chemistry (two periods of awesome, even though I cleaned up, though the OCD/clean part of me actually enjoys cleaning). Note to everyone: mint extract is fucking strong as hell and you'd better be careful of how much you use when making ice cream, because when you add too much you end up with DISGUSTING.
I want to do something tonight, but I don't know who's around or any of that stuff. Also, I'm taking SATs tomorrow, which is for suck as I have to miss a bridal shower for my good friend, Bridget, and I really wanted to go and see family friends! Damn. It's an all-female thing which isn't bad as most of the attendees are much older and it wouldn't be like hanging out with a bunch of teenage girls, something that tests me.
I didn't go for my license because apparently my parents didn't call the school to inform them I would have to leave, and I'm not allowed to leave the premises with someone who isn't on my 'emergency card' and simply calling up my parents to confirm the event doesn't cut it. This does not bother me, as the instructor was weird and also kind of an asshole and gave me shit about wearing sandals. I'd rather go with this woman I keep hearing about who is nice and passes everyone. I'd like to pass the first time I take the exam.
If the sushi place weren't being renovated I'd totally force someone to drive me there! I'll pay for the food myself - I NEED TO SEE JEFF AND EXPERIENCE EACH BITE-SIZED RECREATION OF GOD HIMSELF. BLEEAAGHHHHH.
The humidity has got to go. Seriously. Let's not let things get out of hand, yes?
Still haven't thought of a nickname for the new cat. Bruce Lee is still a promising primary name, but I need something to go with Mixmaster. Mixmaster __________. Mixmaster something. I considered naming him Jeff Van Fossen after my friend Jeff from school who is totally awesome and whose name sounds slightly reminiscent of a vampire hunter or something, but Bruce Lee is pretty much a ninja and is so gloriously Asian it makes me want to flip out and kick things in the face.
Happy birthday, you're not special
You're getting older and not much better
We all want to embarass you
That's why we're singing this song
So happy fucking birthday you're not special
You're not special
a creature thus be born!!!!!!!!
The seed of life is united with
the egg of tyranny
Gestates forth from within the womb of life
for three-quarter and nigh a year
The creature thus be born!
The creature thus be formed!!!!!!!
And ye of years...
Seventeen bells
Will chime!
When the heavens open up
and drink from the silver cup
The creature thus be born!!!!!!!
And blow the magic horn!
To alert the spirit deep within the cycle of life.
The creature has begun it's journey deep forlorn,
upon this day which he be formed
In the sea of mucus the spirit rides down from the mountain
and unites with the creature in the womb
A holy union, dark mortality, until the dark mortality
breaks the chain of life
The creature thus be born
And every year raineth down the celebratory tears
A celebration of the years
E L I E isHuma N: HBD !! ! !! ! ! ! (does not stand for hairy baby dick)
Best birthday message ever.
Seventeen actually does sound older than sixteen, to me.
"A year older, even." - Brian
Today we made ice cream in chemistry (two periods of awesome, even though I cleaned up, though the OCD/clean part of me actually enjoys cleaning). Note to everyone: mint extract is fucking strong as hell and you'd better be careful of how much you use when making ice cream, because when you add too much you end up with DISGUSTING.
I want to do something tonight, but I don't know who's around or any of that stuff. Also, I'm taking SATs tomorrow, which is for suck as I have to miss a bridal shower for my good friend, Bridget, and I really wanted to go and see family friends! Damn. It's an all-female thing which isn't bad as most of the attendees are much older and it wouldn't be like hanging out with a bunch of teenage girls, something that tests me.
I didn't go for my license because apparently my parents didn't call the school to inform them I would have to leave, and I'm not allowed to leave the premises with someone who isn't on my 'emergency card' and simply calling up my parents to confirm the event doesn't cut it. This does not bother me, as the instructor was weird and also kind of an asshole and gave me shit about wearing sandals. I'd rather go with this woman I keep hearing about who is nice and passes everyone. I'd like to pass the first time I take the exam.
If the sushi place weren't being renovated I'd totally force someone to drive me there! I'll pay for the food myself - I NEED TO SEE JEFF AND EXPERIENCE EACH BITE-SIZED RECREATION OF GOD HIMSELF. BLEEAAGHHHHH.
The humidity has got to go. Seriously. Let's not let things get out of hand, yes?
Still haven't thought of a nickname for the new cat. Bruce Lee is still a promising primary name, but I need something to go with Mixmaster. Mixmaster __________. Mixmaster something. I considered naming him Jeff Van Fossen after my friend Jeff from school who is totally awesome and whose name sounds slightly reminiscent of a vampire hunter or something, but Bruce Lee is pretty much a ninja and is so gloriously Asian it makes me want to flip out and kick things in the face.
Happy birthday, you're not special
You're getting older and not much better
We all want to embarass you
That's why we're singing this song
So happy fucking birthday you're not special
You're not special