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Dec 18, 2010 15:21

[Comfortably secluded in the safety of his house, Mithos keeps a watchful eye on the sudden explosion of activity in the journals.

He...really isn't sure what to think at this point.]

i'm 4000 and what is this, event

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iamnotyelling December 18 2010, 20:15:11 UTC
[KNOCK KNOCK ON A WINDOW.]

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imatreenow December 18 2010, 20:25:24 UTC
[His house is under siege. What is this. He stalks over to the window and glares outside, suddenly wishing he had curtains.]

What. [Nope, not gonna open the window and let you in. It's cold out there, man. And that's where cold belongs: outside.]

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iamnotyelling December 18 2010, 20:26:44 UTC
[STILL KNOCKING.

OPEN UP.]

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imatreenow December 18 2010, 20:42:20 UTC
[Okay, the constant knocking is becoming awfully grating. He lifts the window open with as much force as possible.]

What. [He repeats, now with fifty percent more venomous hatred!]

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iamnotyelling December 18 2010, 21:14:53 UTC
[Holding out a baby.]

DO YOU WANT THIS BABY?

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imatreenow December 18 2010, 22:16:30 UTC
[Just...glares. He regrets opening that window.

So now he's going to close it very forcefully and relocate to a diffrent room. Upstairs.]

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iamnotyelling December 18 2010, 22:19:23 UTC
[He'll just go to the front door.

And knock repeatedly for as long as it takes.]

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imatreenow December 18 2010, 22:41:24 UTC
[Why is everyone and everything about 345987 times more annoying than usual today?

Realizing that the insufferable insect isn't going away, he eventually comes back downstairs and pulls the door open.]

I do not tolerate miserable dogs like you on my premises.

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iamnotyelling December 18 2010, 22:46:00 UTC
I KNEW YOU WOULD COME BACK BECAUSE OF MY PSYCHIC ABILITIES. I CAN PREDICT ANYTHING!

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imatreenow December 18 2010, 23:05:51 UTC
[Can you predict being forcibly pushed, which may or may not result in stumbling backwards off the doorstep and into the snow? Because that's what is coming your way.]

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iamnotyelling December 19 2010, 02:41:46 UTC
[No. They can't.

But he gets up quickly.]

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A CHILDREN'S CARD GAME! AND WITH MY PSYCHIC ABILITIES, YOU DON'T STAND A GHOST OF A CHANCE!

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imatreenow December 19 2010, 06:37:24 UTC
[Fuck your children's card games. Mithos brandishes his sword, pointing its blade straight at you. Try playing a card came against that.]

Leave at once. You are grating on my nerves.

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iamnotyelling December 19 2010, 17:05:56 UTC
I PREDICTED YOU WOULD WOULD DO THAT.

BUT YOU SEE? YOU ARE POWERLESS TO STOP ME.

[Shuffling his deck :| ]

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