Valentines Day CTD.
So since I had a post all about how I didn't know what to do for valentines day, I figured I would post what we actually *did* mostly to make Cee jealous and bitter.
So my plans started out really complicated and then slowly got worn down to very very little, but things worked out anyway! I just happened to be at Target earlier in the day to get some stuff for plushie making, so while I was there I bought a huge bag of Reese's cups and a bar of lindt chocolate with sea-salt as gifts since we didn't really talk about gifts but I know Chelsea likes chocolate and I figured I could always have some too.
Then I ordered food from Main Moon (their food has gotten both worse and more expensive since the management changed last year but they're still the only best place around) and I went to pick it up so Chelsea wouldn't know that it was there and because I wanted a walk. We got the usual, meaning dumplings and crab rangoon and MEAT and eggplant.
The original plan was that we would do dinner as a picnic in my room but by the time I got back to the house I had a low bloodsugar and Chelsea had the *can't leave the house* look in her eyes so instead we ate in the study. I moved all the bean-bag chairs and pillows into the study and set up the food before I lured Chelsea in there by stealing her computer. We curled up with food and blankets in front of a screen... Mmmm.
We were going to watch Better Than Chocolate (a movie all about lesbians and sex!) that we got over netflix but it wouldn't play on Chelsea's comp... We thought it was a problem with the disk so we tried to watch Star Trek but it turns out that the comp would not play *any* disk so we ended up watching a movie on netflix watch it now. This movie turned out to be Teeth a cult horror movie about a girl who has a toothed vagina. That's right. TOOTHED VAGINA.
IT WAS BLOODY BRILLIANT. I have to say that I get a sadistic pleasure from watching a rapist have his dick bitten off. It was also pretty graphic in a *ohgodIcan'tlookaway* way but also surprisingly hilarious at times. Nothing is better than having a molesty-type gynecologist with no fingers lying on the floor screaming "VAGINA DENTATA" as he bleeds all over the place.
Anyway, after that we decided we had to watch another movie because even I don't want to go to bed right after seeing that many diembodied cocks, so we ended up watching The Color of Magic mini series which turned out to be better than I remembered the books being. Christopher Lee was the VOICE OF DEATH and the guy who plays Samwise Gamgee was Twoflower and much hilarity was had.
All in all I thought that was pretty romantic.... Yeah. The End.
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So my plans started out really complicated and then slowly got worn down to very very little, but things worked out anyway! I just happened to be at Target earlier in the day to get some stuff for plushie making, so while I was there I bought a huge bag of Reese's cups and a bar of lindt chocolate with sea-salt as gifts since we didn't really talk about gifts but I know Chelsea likes chocolate and I figured I could always have some too.
Then I ordered food from Main Moon (their food has gotten both worse and more expensive since the management changed last year but they're still the only best place around) and I went to pick it up so Chelsea wouldn't know that it was there and because I wanted a walk. We got the usual, meaning dumplings and crab rangoon and MEAT and eggplant.
The original plan was that we would do dinner as a picnic in my room but by the time I got back to the house I had a low bloodsugar and Chelsea had the *can't leave the house* look in her eyes so instead we ate in the study. I moved all the bean-bag chairs and pillows into the study and set up the food before I lured Chelsea in there by stealing her computer. We curled up with food and blankets in front of a screen... Mmmm.
We were going to watch Better Than Chocolate (a movie all about lesbians and sex!) that we got over netflix but it wouldn't play on Chelsea's comp... We thought it was a problem with the disk so we tried to watch Star Trek but it turns out that the comp would not play *any* disk so we ended up watching a movie on netflix watch it now. This movie turned out to be Teeth a cult horror movie about a girl who has a toothed vagina. That's right. TOOTHED VAGINA.
IT WAS BLOODY BRILLIANT. I have to say that I get a sadistic pleasure from watching a rapist have his dick bitten off. It was also pretty graphic in a *ohgodIcan'tlookaway* way but also surprisingly hilarious at times. Nothing is better than having a molesty-type gynecologist with no fingers lying on the floor screaming "VAGINA DENTATA" as he bleeds all over the place.
Anyway, after that we decided we had to watch another movie because even I don't want to go to bed right after seeing that many diembodied cocks, so we ended up watching The Color of Magic mini series which turned out to be better than I remembered the books being. Christopher Lee was the VOICE OF DEATH and the guy who plays Samwise Gamgee was Twoflower and much hilarity was had.
All in all I thought that was pretty romantic.... Yeah. The End.
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