NEWSFLASH: dave actually says something funny!!

[imastonedwriter]

ok the only thign that sucks about bridgewater state (thats where im goin next year for all who dont know...it is official) is that they have 24/7 security guards at the doors to the freshmen dorms, which means bag checks EVERY time u go in. gay!!!!! ill have to think of some creative ways to hide it... actually puttin it in my bra isnt that hard. its not like they can check there. but ill have to make sure i never forget to do it. but other than that BWS is awesome! yay! and ill be home like every other weekend at least, theres a commuter rail stop right in back of the school. and free tuition! im glad the MCAS wasnt totally useless.

and now what uv all been waiting for...

Johnny Batalotti: you better start doing yoga
VaNsViXXen: ...?
Johnny Batalotti: your gonna need room to hide your weed at BS next year
VaNsViXXen: LOL
VaNsViXXen: or i cud put it in my bra....
VaNsViXXen: and why would yoga stretch out my asshole? i mean if u told me to start havin butt sex with black men it would make sense
Johnny Batalotti: but still, it would be a pretty impressive feat to have a half o in your snatch
VaNsViXXen: lmao
VaNsViXXen: not really
VaNsViXXen: it would be disgusting
VaNsViXXen: Xo ViKi xO 420: if u roll up a half O, its like a skinny dick basically
Johnny Batalotti: it would make your weed smell pretty bad, but on the same note it would make your snatch smell pretty good
VaNsViXXen: lmao