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You Were Very Naughty This Year!
Naughty, naughty! You've given Santa a broken heart.
You probably won't get anything from Mr. Claus
Except for a well deserved spanking
(Which you'll probably enjoy, you sicko!)
Were You Naughty or Nice This Year?
You Are 80% Boyish and 20% Girlish
You have a tough exterior - and usually a tough interior to match it.
You're no nonsense, logical, and very assertive.
Sometimes you can't understand women at all, even if you're a woman yourself.
You see things rationally, and don't like to let your emotions get the best of you.
How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
You Are Cranberry Soda
Pucker up!
What Jones Holiday Soda Are You?
Your Christmas Song Is
Redneck 12 Days of Christmas
Twelve-pack of Bud
Eleven Wrastling tickets
Ten o' Copenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight table dancers
Seven packs of Redman
Six cans of Spam
Five flannel shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shotgun shells
Two hunting dogs
... And some parts to a Mustang GT.
You don't think that 27 strings of Christmas lights are tacky
And you swear that eggnog from last year is still good!
What Christmas Carol Are You?
You Were a Wolf
You have an instinctual intelligence that guides your life.
Your family and "pack" is of primary importance, and you protect them.
What Animal Were You In a Past Life?
You Are Dave Matthews Band Magic Brownies Ice Cream
Not *those* magic brownies!
What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?
You Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled with Money
You've either been really really good this year...
Or Santa is trying to pay you off!
What Will Be In Your Christmas Stocking?
Your Musical Tastes Match: Dale Earnhardt Jr.
See his whole playlist here (iTunes required)
What Celebrity Matches Your Taste in Music?
Your Christmas is Most Like: How the Grinch Stole Christmas
You can't really get into the Christmas spirit...
But it usually gets to you by the end of the holiday.
What Movie Is Your Christmas Most Like?
You Are a Losing Lottery Ticket!
Full of hope and promise.
But in the end, a cheap letdown.
What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?
Naughty, naughty! You've given Santa a broken heart.
You probably won't get anything from Mr. Claus
Except for a well deserved spanking
(Which you'll probably enjoy, you sicko!)
Were You Naughty or Nice This Year?
You Are 80% Boyish and 20% Girlish
You have a tough exterior - and usually a tough interior to match it.
You're no nonsense, logical, and very assertive.
Sometimes you can't understand women at all, even if you're a woman yourself.
You see things rationally, and don't like to let your emotions get the best of you.
How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
You Are Cranberry Soda
Pucker up!
What Jones Holiday Soda Are You?
Your Christmas Song Is
Redneck 12 Days of Christmas
Twelve-pack of Bud
Eleven Wrastling tickets
Ten o' Copenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight table dancers
Seven packs of Redman
Six cans of Spam
Five flannel shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shotgun shells
Two hunting dogs
... And some parts to a Mustang GT.
You don't think that 27 strings of Christmas lights are tacky
And you swear that eggnog from last year is still good!
What Christmas Carol Are You?
You Were a Wolf
You have an instinctual intelligence that guides your life.
Your family and "pack" is of primary importance, and you protect them.
What Animal Were You In a Past Life?
You Are Dave Matthews Band Magic Brownies Ice Cream
Not *those* magic brownies!
What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?
You Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled with Money
You've either been really really good this year...
Or Santa is trying to pay you off!
What Will Be In Your Christmas Stocking?
Your Musical Tastes Match: Dale Earnhardt Jr.
See his whole playlist here (iTunes required)
What Celebrity Matches Your Taste in Music?
Your Christmas is Most Like: How the Grinch Stole Christmas
You can't really get into the Christmas spirit...
But it usually gets to you by the end of the holiday.
What Movie Is Your Christmas Most Like?
You Are a Losing Lottery Ticket!
Full of hope and promise.
But in the end, a cheap letdown.
What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?