Jan 05, 2004 17:55
"I want candy, bubblegum and taffy, skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy, got my penny saved, so I'm her sugar Daddy. I'm her Hume Cronyn, she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy."
"Mess up the mix, mix up the mess, come on down, yo, heres the address, it's 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue, 6-1-2 WHarf Avenue"
"Gonna get your a** beat, nasty, do it to your daddy, embarrass your whole family, just cuz ya came between a kid and his candy, i want candy, any kind will do, don't care if its nutritious or FDA Approved, its gonna make me spaz like 5 cats on booze, a hyperactive juice that only I can produce, and build a giant drill, and bore it straight into he**, releasing ancient demons from their sleep-forever spell so they can walk up on the Earth, and get resituated, and hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants have created!"
Master Shake: (playing guitar) "You make me feel... emotional..." (stops playing, yells)Meatwad, turn that down!" (plays guitar again)"Kissin' you..."
Master Shake: (beating on Meatwad's door with guitar neck) "I like beatings! I'll beat you all day!"
Master Shake: "Look, people do things. It's a fact!"
Carl: Meatwad what are you doing trick-or-treating? It's freaken May.
AND JUST FOR STEPHANIE!!!
Happy Time Harry: "you know.. sometimes just like to cut myself.. till i pass out"
I'm still alive... I'm just real depressed."
"Commence tha jigglin'!"
"Just being around you makes me want to kill myself." - Jiggle Billy
"I think I need to go pray" - Master Shake
Master Shake: Frylock , you stay far away from that doll with the red shoes if you know whats good for you
Happy Time Harry: "Hey backwoods retard, not now, not ever"
Master Shake- "Oh you think you're the expert? Lets see how much your ass knows about flyin'!"
Master Shake: There shall be only one! (Takes out a sword and ends up shocking himself and lighting himself on fire).
Meatwad: We're grillin tonight.
AND FOR MIKE
"I should not walk so a child may live!" - Master Shake