[one-shot] Bad Timing.
Title: Bad Timing.
Pairing/s: YunJae, YooSu, Min and his "videos".
Author: iman-tan
Genre: Fluff, Crack (attempted, but failed. T____T)
Rating: R-13
Disclaimer: Jaejoong would be Yunho's mic stand in 9095 if I owned them. T____Tb
Warning: Language and some talks about sex.
Summary: Bad timing for some loving. And just when everything seemed better, it started to go wrong again.
A/N: Done in an hour. Un-beta'd. First time writing crack. I apologize for the major fail. :| Oh yeah, this was done at 3-4am in the morning so it may be monotonous. Dedicated to tofuvanilla22 just 'cause I love you~ ♥
“Yunnie!” the leader’s lover shouted from the kitchen, “Yunnie, come ‘ere! I need your help!”
“Yunnie, hurry! I need you here!” Jaejoong reminded his lover once more. “Yes, Joongie! I’ll be right there!” Yunho quickly covered the mess he just caused and ran to his lover.
“Yes, Joongie? What’s wrong? What can I help you with?” Yunho asked the lead singer.
“Oh, nothing,” Jaejoong grinned, “I just missed you; that’s all.”
“Aww, my little Jaejoongie misses his Yunnie?” Yunho said as he hugged Jaejoong and pulled him closer; making the space between them disappear.
“Yes, Jaejoongie missed his Yunnie,” Jaejoong slowly moved his head closer to Yunho’s, their lips only centimeters apart.
“Let’s fix that, shall we?” Yunho was rubbing his nose against Jaejoong’s, an action that Jaejoong could not resist.
“Oh, fuck. Just kiss -“ before he could finish what he was saying, a pair of lips suddenly crashed onto his - a pair of lips making his mouth yearn for more, making him feel pleasure. He hasn’t kissed Yunho this roughly since last week. Ugh. It’s been too long… Jaejoong thought. He could feel Yunho’s tongue asking for entrance to enter his mouth. Jaejoong opened his mouth as an answer. Tongues battled inside their mouths, each exploring every nook and cranny of each other’s cavern.
“Care to take this to my room, Yunnie?” Jaejoong asked with his seductive voice, low and husky.
“Well, of course, BooJae,” their lips separated for a while, both taking the chance to take in oxygen, “I’d be happy to,” lips crashed onto each other again, kissing as if they haven’t kissed just seconds ago.
They walked towards the lead singer’s room; not caring whether they stepped or knock downed something or not. Heck, even if they stepped on Changmin they wouldn’t care.
They opened a door - while still kissing - “Oh yes more - hyung?! What are you guys doing in my room? Making out!?”
Jaejoong and Yunho stopped kissing. They were shocked, what?! Changmin’s room? “Hyung, if you want to have sex or something - “ Jaejoong blushed, “-I suggest you do it in your own room. Sheesh, can a guy watch some videos in peace?” Changmin complained as he closed his laptop and plopped down on his bed, he wasn’t the mood to watch his “videos” anymore. Now that Jaejoong and Yunho suddenly barged into his room.
“I’m sorry, Changmin.” Jaejoong said, barely inaudible.
“We’ll be going now,” Yunho held Jaejoong’s wrist and pulled him out of the room, “go ahead and watch your videos.”
Yunho pushed Jaejoong onto a wall, “now, where were we?” he said as he kissed Jaejoong once more.
“Yunho, when you open a door this time, make sure it’s our room,” Jaejoong whispered in between kisses.
“Yes, Boojae.”
Yunho opened another door, this time moans were heard. Jaejoong and Yunho stopped kissing… again.
In front of them were Yoochun and Junsu… having sex. They just stared at Yoochun who is currently fucking Junsu. Yes, Yunho and Jaejoong do have sex; and they are not the least bit innocent when it comes to that topic. But it’s not every day that you get to see your dongsaengs getting busy.
“Ehem,” Yunho cooed, “What are you guys doing in our room?”
Yoochun froze. Junsu was shocked, he suddenly covered his exposed body with the white sheets he was clutching to earlier..
“Hyung!” Yoochun fell of the bed, “What are you doing here?!”
I was just asking you that question. Yunho sighed, “I should be the one asking you that question. This is our room.” He said as he pointed to him and Jaejoong.
“What?” Yoochun was in thought, “no, hyung. This is our room,” Yoochun was looking at his lover, “your room is right across the hall.”
Yunho’s mouth formed into an “O”. He examined the room. Yes, it surely wasn’t theirs.
Jaejoong face palmed himself, “Yunho!” Yunho ran for his life, he knew what Jaejoong would do. Jaejoong chased Yunho until they arrived at their room.
“Jaejoong, I don’t care whether you are still angry at me or not, but I want you. Right. Now.” Yunho had lust screaming through his eyes.
There was a thud when Yunho pushed Jaejoong on their bed, “We’ll talk about that later,” Jaejoong teased Yunho as he ran his hands through Yunho’s body.
“A-ah…” Yunho moaned in pleasure.
Yunho was just about to kiss Jae when…
“What the fuck? Why is my shirt wet? And why is it violet?” Jaejoong asked furiously.
“Eheh.” Yunho ran to the bathroom, saying that he had to do a number two.
Flashback
Gasp.
“Shit. I’m going to be dead. Just. Dead.”
Yunho spilled some grape juice on Jaejoong’s bed while he was practicing some of his baby freezes. He accidentally kicked the glass when he landed.
“What am I going to do?” Yunho was panicking; he didn’t want Jaejoong to be angry. It was just… scary. It was like Son Goku in his Super Sayan 4 mode.
“The sheets! Yes. Use the sheets to cover the stain!” Yunho did so, he covered the stain with the sheets that weren’t dirty, “Yunho, why are you such a genius?” he said while grinning to himself.
“Yunnie!” the leader’s lover shouted from the kitchen, “Yunnie, come ‘ere! I need your help!”
Pairing/s: YunJae, YooSu, Min and his "videos".
Author: iman-tan
Genre: Fluff, Crack (attempted, but failed. T____T)
Rating: R-13
Disclaimer: Jaejoong would be Yunho's mic stand in 9095 if I owned them. T____Tb
Warning: Language and some talks about sex.
Summary: Bad timing for some loving. And just when everything seemed better, it started to go wrong again.
A/N: Done in an hour. Un-beta'd. First time writing crack. I apologize for the major fail. :| Oh yeah, this was done at 3-4am in the morning so it may be monotonous. Dedicated to tofuvanilla22 just 'cause I love you~ ♥
“Yunnie!” the leader’s lover shouted from the kitchen, “Yunnie, come ‘ere! I need your help!”
“Yunnie, hurry! I need you here!” Jaejoong reminded his lover once more. “Yes, Joongie! I’ll be right there!” Yunho quickly covered the mess he just caused and ran to his lover.
“Yes, Joongie? What’s wrong? What can I help you with?” Yunho asked the lead singer.
“Oh, nothing,” Jaejoong grinned, “I just missed you; that’s all.”
“Aww, my little Jaejoongie misses his Yunnie?” Yunho said as he hugged Jaejoong and pulled him closer; making the space between them disappear.
“Yes, Jaejoongie missed his Yunnie,” Jaejoong slowly moved his head closer to Yunho’s, their lips only centimeters apart.
“Let’s fix that, shall we?” Yunho was rubbing his nose against Jaejoong’s, an action that Jaejoong could not resist.
“Oh, fuck. Just kiss -“ before he could finish what he was saying, a pair of lips suddenly crashed onto his - a pair of lips making his mouth yearn for more, making him feel pleasure. He hasn’t kissed Yunho this roughly since last week. Ugh. It’s been too long… Jaejoong thought. He could feel Yunho’s tongue asking for entrance to enter his mouth. Jaejoong opened his mouth as an answer. Tongues battled inside their mouths, each exploring every nook and cranny of each other’s cavern.
“Care to take this to my room, Yunnie?” Jaejoong asked with his seductive voice, low and husky.
“Well, of course, BooJae,” their lips separated for a while, both taking the chance to take in oxygen, “I’d be happy to,” lips crashed onto each other again, kissing as if they haven’t kissed just seconds ago.
They walked towards the lead singer’s room; not caring whether they stepped or knock downed something or not. Heck, even if they stepped on Changmin they wouldn’t care.
They opened a door - while still kissing - “Oh yes more - hyung?! What are you guys doing in my room? Making out!?”
Jaejoong and Yunho stopped kissing. They were shocked, what?! Changmin’s room? “Hyung, if you want to have sex or something - “ Jaejoong blushed, “-I suggest you do it in your own room. Sheesh, can a guy watch some videos in peace?” Changmin complained as he closed his laptop and plopped down on his bed, he wasn’t the mood to watch his “videos” anymore. Now that Jaejoong and Yunho suddenly barged into his room.
“I’m sorry, Changmin.” Jaejoong said, barely inaudible.
“We’ll be going now,” Yunho held Jaejoong’s wrist and pulled him out of the room, “go ahead and watch your videos.”
Yunho pushed Jaejoong onto a wall, “now, where were we?” he said as he kissed Jaejoong once more.
“Yunho, when you open a door this time, make sure it’s our room,” Jaejoong whispered in between kisses.
“Yes, Boojae.”
Yunho opened another door, this time moans were heard. Jaejoong and Yunho stopped kissing… again.
In front of them were Yoochun and Junsu… having sex. They just stared at Yoochun who is currently fucking Junsu. Yes, Yunho and Jaejoong do have sex; and they are not the least bit innocent when it comes to that topic. But it’s not every day that you get to see your dongsaengs getting busy.
“Ehem,” Yunho cooed, “What are you guys doing in our room?”
Yoochun froze. Junsu was shocked, he suddenly covered his exposed body with the white sheets he was clutching to earlier..
“Hyung!” Yoochun fell of the bed, “What are you doing here?!”
I was just asking you that question. Yunho sighed, “I should be the one asking you that question. This is our room.” He said as he pointed to him and Jaejoong.
“What?” Yoochun was in thought, “no, hyung. This is our room,” Yoochun was looking at his lover, “your room is right across the hall.”
Yunho’s mouth formed into an “O”. He examined the room. Yes, it surely wasn’t theirs.
Jaejoong face palmed himself, “Yunho!” Yunho ran for his life, he knew what Jaejoong would do. Jaejoong chased Yunho until they arrived at their room.
“Jaejoong, I don’t care whether you are still angry at me or not, but I want you. Right. Now.” Yunho had lust screaming through his eyes.
There was a thud when Yunho pushed Jaejoong on their bed, “We’ll talk about that later,” Jaejoong teased Yunho as he ran his hands through Yunho’s body.
“A-ah…” Yunho moaned in pleasure.
Yunho was just about to kiss Jae when…
“What the fuck? Why is my shirt wet? And why is it violet?” Jaejoong asked furiously.
“Eheh.” Yunho ran to the bathroom, saying that he had to do a number two.
Flashback
Gasp.
“Shit. I’m going to be dead. Just. Dead.”
Yunho spilled some grape juice on Jaejoong’s bed while he was practicing some of his baby freezes. He accidentally kicked the glass when he landed.
“What am I going to do?” Yunho was panicking; he didn’t want Jaejoong to be angry. It was just… scary. It was like Son Goku in his Super Sayan 4 mode.
“The sheets! Yes. Use the sheets to cover the stain!” Yunho did so, he covered the stain with the sheets that weren’t dirty, “Yunho, why are you such a genius?” he said while grinning to himself.
“Yunnie!” the leader’s lover shouted from the kitchen, “Yunnie, come ‘ere! I need your help!”