here is the pile of crap i came up with
Ariel Chilton
Bluestone 361U
4/27/10
Song Lyric Composition
Dog Crap Blues
The dog took a shit on my floor,
Oh yeah honey, the dog shit on my floor,
It went deep into the carpet baby, now my boyfriend don’t come over no more.
The cat dragged in a mite,
Yep the cat dragged in some biting mite,
It lives in my bed, and in the morning I itch, ‘cuz that bug, it bites me all night.
My kitchen is full of rotten food,
Oh yeah pretty mama I said rotten food,
My roommates never take out the compost, yeah, if those maggots hatch, somebody’s gonna get rude...
Last week the dryer broke,
That’s right, our dryer is broke,
Gotta hang up my clothes now, big dream of warm socks goin’ up in smoke.
I live in a trash pile,
Oh man do I live in a trash pile,
But I ain’t gonna move, cuz if I get lost, I can smell it from half a mile.
Aggro-Eatin'
Vegetables are gross,
Plants can go to hell,
I won’t eat what you tell me to,
Even if you cooked it into a dumb pie shell!
Fiber is for sissies,
Potassium’s a lie,
Brussel sprouts are satan’s crap,
I’d rather you just poked me in the eye!
Cheeseburgers are all I want,
I don’t care what you say,
Eating healthy is for suckers,
And I’m not gonna die today!
Heart disease sounds like a myth,
Cholesterol is fine,
Diabetes doesn’t exist,
Now let’s sing the chorus line!
Cheeseburgers are all I want,
I don’t care what you say,
Eating healthy is for suckers,
And I’m not gonna die today!
By accident I’ll eat celery,
If you hide it in my nachos,
But don’t turn your backs,
I will have my revenge on all you psychos!
Cheeseburgers are all I want,
I don’t care what you say,
Eating healthy is for suckers,
And I’m not gonna die today!
Cheeseburgers are all I want,
I don’t care what you do,
Eating healthy is for suckers,
I’ll fight you right here in this drive-thru!
Bluestone 361U
4/27/10
Song Lyric Composition
Dog Crap Blues
The dog took a shit on my floor,
Oh yeah honey, the dog shit on my floor,
It went deep into the carpet baby, now my boyfriend don’t come over no more.
The cat dragged in a mite,
Yep the cat dragged in some biting mite,
It lives in my bed, and in the morning I itch, ‘cuz that bug, it bites me all night.
My kitchen is full of rotten food,
Oh yeah pretty mama I said rotten food,
My roommates never take out the compost, yeah, if those maggots hatch, somebody’s gonna get rude...
Last week the dryer broke,
That’s right, our dryer is broke,
Gotta hang up my clothes now, big dream of warm socks goin’ up in smoke.
I live in a trash pile,
Oh man do I live in a trash pile,
But I ain’t gonna move, cuz if I get lost, I can smell it from half a mile.
Aggro-Eatin'
Vegetables are gross,
Plants can go to hell,
I won’t eat what you tell me to,
Even if you cooked it into a dumb pie shell!
Fiber is for sissies,
Potassium’s a lie,
Brussel sprouts are satan’s crap,
I’d rather you just poked me in the eye!
Cheeseburgers are all I want,
I don’t care what you say,
Eating healthy is for suckers,
And I’m not gonna die today!
Heart disease sounds like a myth,
Cholesterol is fine,
Diabetes doesn’t exist,
Now let’s sing the chorus line!
Cheeseburgers are all I want,
I don’t care what you say,
Eating healthy is for suckers,
And I’m not gonna die today!
By accident I’ll eat celery,
If you hide it in my nachos,
But don’t turn your backs,
I will have my revenge on all you psychos!
Cheeseburgers are all I want,
I don’t care what you say,
Eating healthy is for suckers,
And I’m not gonna die today!
Cheeseburgers are all I want,
I don’t care what you do,
Eating healthy is for suckers,
I’ll fight you right here in this drive-thru!