THIS IS HORRIBLE!

[imalwaysonduty]

I didn't want to believe this!!!

BUT YOU ARE!! IT'S TRUE! MY WHOLE FRIENDS LIST! EVEN THE PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW YET!
Except maybe Goku... I hope...

THIS IS SO HORRIBLE!!! I didn't want it to be true!!

EDIT: I'VE FOUND THE REAL ONE!
i_hate_skorts IS DR. CLAW!! Although some of you might still be his minions!