wow, great weather guys
hello this is johnny.
so, uh, what's up with this weather. it was 90 degrees out a couple of days ago, and now what. it's like 32 degrees now. whao, that could be the name of a boy band. hermm. i'll write that one down for later. but seriously, it's soo bleeping cold. yeah, so i was standing in a group of excessively hip people today and i had a pencil in my dress shirt pocket, the pocket that is draped approximately over the chest area, and the pencil got wedged at an angle so it was sticking out into the pocket, making it look like i had a pointing thing coming out of my chest, which i actually did, but that's what it looked like. so i made a joke. and it went a little something like this. bum diddy dum bum bum, cha. so i said, being sure to make connection to the cold weather, "man, is it just me, or is it REALLY COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?! guys? i mean, come on!" surely you get the humor. cold............ pencil sticking out of chest ............... =........... cold nipples." the connection! maybe? that felt odd to type nipple. nipple dipple. i thought it was funny until i was slapped by one of my hip friends. ohhhhhhhh well. maybe next year. i'll try that joke again until somebody gets it. OOOOO! GENIUS MOMENT! when it's really hot outside, as in, VERY hot outside, i like to say, (out loud, not in my head, cuz only total dorkus-es talk to their heads, in their heads), "MAN, i am so hot right now. i'm also overheated. HA!" i actually don't say "HA!" out loud, i say it in my head, cuz i'm cool like that. i've said that for pretty much a year and a half waiting for someone to laugh with me on that one, but that day has yet to come. i will know i have found my one true love when they laugh at that joke. but my one true love will probably think it's so funny that they'll have a hernia, so i'll have to knock them out before they laugh too hard. it'll take a little guesswork, but i'm an honor student, so i think i can handle it. this writing has really been therapeutic for me. i've discovered that either i'm too sophisticated for everyone else to handle, which is why no one laughs at my jokes, or i'm too intimidatingly good-looking, which is why no one laughs at my jokes. it's one of those two. i'll think about it and get back to you on that one, but i've got a pretty good feeling it's numero two-o. oh yeahhhh.
love, jamal/lil jawnny bastard
so, uh, what's up with this weather. it was 90 degrees out a couple of days ago, and now what. it's like 32 degrees now. whao, that could be the name of a boy band. hermm. i'll write that one down for later. but seriously, it's soo bleeping cold. yeah, so i was standing in a group of excessively hip people today and i had a pencil in my dress shirt pocket, the pocket that is draped approximately over the chest area, and the pencil got wedged at an angle so it was sticking out into the pocket, making it look like i had a pointing thing coming out of my chest, which i actually did, but that's what it looked like. so i made a joke. and it went a little something like this. bum diddy dum bum bum, cha. so i said, being sure to make connection to the cold weather, "man, is it just me, or is it REALLY COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?! guys? i mean, come on!" surely you get the humor. cold............ pencil sticking out of chest ............... =........... cold nipples." the connection! maybe? that felt odd to type nipple. nipple dipple. i thought it was funny until i was slapped by one of my hip friends. ohhhhhhhh well. maybe next year. i'll try that joke again until somebody gets it. OOOOO! GENIUS MOMENT! when it's really hot outside, as in, VERY hot outside, i like to say, (out loud, not in my head, cuz only total dorkus-es talk to their heads, in their heads), "MAN, i am so hot right now. i'm also overheated. HA!" i actually don't say "HA!" out loud, i say it in my head, cuz i'm cool like that. i've said that for pretty much a year and a half waiting for someone to laugh with me on that one, but that day has yet to come. i will know i have found my one true love when they laugh at that joke. but my one true love will probably think it's so funny that they'll have a hernia, so i'll have to knock them out before they laugh too hard. it'll take a little guesswork, but i'm an honor student, so i think i can handle it. this writing has really been therapeutic for me. i've discovered that either i'm too sophisticated for everyone else to handle, which is why no one laughs at my jokes, or i'm too intimidatingly good-looking, which is why no one laughs at my jokes. it's one of those two. i'll think about it and get back to you on that one, but i've got a pretty good feeling it's numero two-o. oh yeahhhh.
love, jamal/lil jawnny bastard