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I am so awkward. This is why I'm better behind a camera, not saying much. So much less embarrassment.
I'm not sure why I'm posting this, but the situation is as follows:
I am single. My friends are not. This makes me a... seventh wheel, and a very sexually frustrated one at that. You could say I'm lonely. I'm not, really. I like being single. I feel like a relationship would really interfere with my work, and I think I'm going to be able to sell my documentary soon...
...or something.
My last romantic relationship was with a woman who wanted me because she thought I'd make her famous. Sometimes she called out her own name during sex. I probably shouldn't say that. She dumped me for another woman.
The one before that was with a guy who made me famous. We were together for a while, parted amicably, and then he made a Broadway musical about my life. Not mentioning names, though.
I've heard that internet dating is a bad idea. Besides which, no one seems to live anywhere near me, and my main mode of transportation is a bike.
Nevertheless, I still have this sad, pathetic hope that I will find someone. Someone who will find my geekiness endearing, who isn't a manipulative bitch, who can just... drink tea with me while sitting by the big window in my loft watching it rain. We'd be cuddling, of course. And then we'd make love, while rain drips on our heads because the ceiling in my room has a leak. Or something. There would definitely be fucking, at least.
Question is... how do I find such a person? What do I say? And how do I ask people if they're single without being painfully obvious?
(Note: The love of my life loves another. I've accepted this, but it causes me angst, so I've got emotional baggage too. Who wouldn't want me?)
I get "emo" sometimes, I guess. I'll go.
I'm not sure why I'm posting this, but the situation is as follows:
I am single. My friends are not. This makes me a... seventh wheel, and a very sexually frustrated one at that. You could say I'm lonely. I'm not, really. I like being single. I feel like a relationship would really interfere with my work, and I think I'm going to be able to sell my documentary soon...
...or something.
My last romantic relationship was with a woman who wanted me because she thought I'd make her famous. Sometimes she called out her own name during sex. I probably shouldn't say that. She dumped me for another woman.
The one before that was with a guy who made me famous. We were together for a while, parted amicably, and then he made a Broadway musical about my life. Not mentioning names, though.
I've heard that internet dating is a bad idea. Besides which, no one seems to live anywhere near me, and my main mode of transportation is a bike.
Nevertheless, I still have this sad, pathetic hope that I will find someone. Someone who will find my geekiness endearing, who isn't a manipulative bitch, who can just... drink tea with me while sitting by the big window in my loft watching it rain. We'd be cuddling, of course. And then we'd make love, while rain drips on our heads because the ceiling in my room has a leak. Or something. There would definitely be fucking, at least.
Question is... how do I find such a person? What do I say? And how do I ask people if they're single without being painfully obvious?
(Note: The love of my life loves another. I've accepted this, but it causes me angst, so I've got emotional baggage too. Who wouldn't want me?)
I get "emo" sometimes, I guess. I'll go.