Fic: "A Fucking Caress," RDJ/Jude Law, rating: SO NOT WORKSAFE AT ALL.

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I like how this icon is appropriate for H/W and RDJ/Jude ALL AT ONCE.

NOTE: You know what? I have never been backstage of a theater. I have no fucking clue what they have back there. For my purposes, my completely-made-up theater has a laundry room, just because I WROTE IT, AND I WANTED ONE, SO THERE! And anyway, it's kohl_eyed's fault. All of this is

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[kohl_eyed]

They've been pushing the line for weeks, and now they're going to break the line into tiny little pieces, but they're going to do it sensibly. Robert will get very sensibly fucked on a washing machine. This is good.

ahahahaha <3333333 oh my god this is lovely

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...HOW many times now have you read this, dear? :D

[kohl_eyed]

AHEM

NOT ENOUGH TIMES

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WELL YOU HAD BETTER HURRY UP THEN.

Is it helping keep your room warm? *shot*

[kohl_eyed]

ahahahahahaha

WELL YES
IT IS HELPING ME TO FORGET THE COLD, IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER >_>

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AWW HOW SWEET, I AM HELPING KEEP SIMONE ALL WARM ♥ ♥

...*dodges bullets*

[kohl_eyed]

XDDDDDDD