Disclaimer: This has been done purely for crack purposes. Although Sakura does reference Mayfield characters it is not considered part of Mayfield canon. I'll just... update it when I feel like :U
First Entry
I bought a journal today! I thought it would be nice for me to keep track of what happens while I live here!
Today was a normal day. I went to school and studied. One of those drone boys kept on staring at me... I wonder why he would do that?
Second Entry
It's part of the weekend today! Did you know American schools get Saturday off? I feel like I might get lazy in my studies...
I went shopping at the grocery store and bought lots of food. Ciel certainly does eat a lot of curry... I wonder where it all goes? I'm always worried about my weight... If it wasn't so impolite I would ask how she keeps all of those carbs off.
Third Entry
Ciel's underwear ended up on the flagpole... I wonder how that happened?
Ah, I know it's impolite but... I forgot about everything else I wanted to write about after seeing that... I wonder if it was Archer's doing?
... No, that couldn't be.