We are the symphony of modern humanity
Wow swimming today. Umm HARD MUCH?!?!?! I was sooo hungry too, wouldnt have been that bad if Id had something to eat in chem. I really need to eat in that period if we have swimming after school or else I'll get really hungry.
**Amber is my friend who sent it to me and put her own opinions in.
1. Whatever u do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everythin about everythin. Trust me, they WILL find out & you will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relatives & all guy friends. Any of them wud kick ur butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait 4 the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity 2 tell them they're beautiful. AMBER: but dont be a sappy guy be manly about it i hate guys that are 2 attached play a lil hard 2 get drives us girls wild.
5. Don't refuse 2 kiss in front of ur friends. If they laugh at u, it's cuz they're jealous. AMBER: dont show off too much & try 2 get us 2 do anythin we dont wonna do but show us off a lil.
6. If they slap u hard, u deserved it. AMBER: most girls will only hit if u honestly need it 2 be done.
7. Don't be afraid 2 touch them if u want 2. If they're goin out with u in the first place, it's cuz they like bein in ur arms. AMBER: dont try 2 take our dress off just hold us tight if u mean it, it can lead 2 other things
8. If u don't sleep with them, do not tell ur friends that u did. AMBER: most of the time will break it off there & then.
--8.5. If u DO sleep with them, don't tell yur friends that u did. AMBER: if we get labled sluts its over & will get u back 1 way or another.
9. U can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them r not offended by it... AMBER: its true if its not totally wrong its a complment.
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind payin half of everythin, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if u make her pay half all the time, every1 will know about it & ur friends will know u're a pussy. AMBER: dont never let us pay but be a gentelmen about it.
12. Every girl sud eventually get 2 things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, 1 of his sweatshirts.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as u can. If u're droppin her off, walk her 2 the door. If u aren't droppin her off, call 2 be sure she's home safely. AMBER: no need 2 call thats strange but hell yes walk us 2 the door
14. If a guy is botherin her, it is ur right 2 kick the crap out of him.
AMBER: most of us can take care of ourself but if hes totally rude its hot.
15. If u're talkin 2 a female friend of urs, pull ur girlfriend closer. AMBER: never make us feel let out
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats u first, & says, "are u gonna take that" never make any gestures back. AMBER:i wudent care but alot of girls burse like u cant belive 4 somethin so lil.
17. Go 2 a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether u enjoy it or not, it just matters that u went. Amber i Luv scary 1's
18. You're dead meat if u can't get along with their pets, parents & best friends. Be prince charming 2 their friends, Mr. Polite 2 their parents, & make sure 2 be nice 2 their animals. AMBER: i luv my horses & dogs they have 2 like u or u have 2 treat them like gold, if we actully let u meet our parents be a gentelmen & friends are a must if ur not nice 2 them the girls never hear the end of it & most of the time they feel so upset about it they break it off.
19. Don't flirt with their moms or friends...that's just freaky. AMBER: flirtin with friends is a no no.
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, & it really does make them feel like crap, so be understandin. AMBER: i agree omg who writes this, this guy is so hot!
21. If u don't like the way they drive, u do it. AMBER: yes do it dont put us down. But half of us girls can drive better then most of u guys
22. If u're officially datin, & u're introducin her 2 ur friends, u'd better damn well introduce her as ur girlfriend. AMBER: Hell yes
23. Don't stress where u go 4 every date. They really only want 2 be with u. AMBER: If u take us 2 a cheap hotel room ur askin 4 a bitch fight!
24. If they complain that somethin hurts, rub it 4 them without bein asked. AMBER: just make us feel gud
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle. AMBER: i agree in a way agian some girls bruse easy but play fighthings fun but dont leave bruses that leads 2 brothers askin what happend & lets not go there.
26. Memorize their B-days. U forget her birthday & u're basically screwed 4 life. AMBER: all we ask is u take time 2 rember us once in a while
27. Don't marinade the cologne. AMBER: old spice is so hot :P some cologne is hot but make sure if we wont 2 hug u we wont die
28. Don't give her somethin stupid 4 her B-day or X-mas or Valentine's day. It doesn't hav 2 be expensive but it has 2 be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice. AMBER: some of us dont care 4 jewelry but somethin we like is nice jewelery is nice so we can wear it & say my boyfriend gave this 2 me.
29. If u think the relationship isn't goin 2 last don't wait 2 find out. It will only hurt u more if u draw it out. AMBER: but at least give us a reason
30. After u've been datin 4 a while realize that they really have started 2 trust u. When u have a girlfriend who truly trusts u, u have a lot more responsibility, privilege & control than u wud think. Be careful with it, most guys wud kill 4 that kind of power & it can be lost in a nanosecond. AMBER: O So so true
31.Don't ever do anythin wrong (well not anythin). girls remember things 4 life & anythin u did wrong will be used against u in the future. AMBER: ;)
Just thought I'd post that up quickly ^^. Hoping dinner isnt too far off cause Im starvviinnngggg!!!!
Kennie
**Amber is my friend who sent it to me and put her own opinions in.
1. Whatever u do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everythin about everythin. Trust me, they WILL find out & you will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relatives & all guy friends. Any of them wud kick ur butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait 4 the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity 2 tell them they're beautiful. AMBER: but dont be a sappy guy be manly about it i hate guys that are 2 attached play a lil hard 2 get drives us girls wild.
5. Don't refuse 2 kiss in front of ur friends. If they laugh at u, it's cuz they're jealous. AMBER: dont show off too much & try 2 get us 2 do anythin we dont wonna do but show us off a lil.
6. If they slap u hard, u deserved it. AMBER: most girls will only hit if u honestly need it 2 be done.
7. Don't be afraid 2 touch them if u want 2. If they're goin out with u in the first place, it's cuz they like bein in ur arms. AMBER: dont try 2 take our dress off just hold us tight if u mean it, it can lead 2 other things
8. If u don't sleep with them, do not tell ur friends that u did. AMBER: most of the time will break it off there & then.
--8.5. If u DO sleep with them, don't tell yur friends that u did. AMBER: if we get labled sluts its over & will get u back 1 way or another.
9. U can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them r not offended by it... AMBER: its true if its not totally wrong its a complment.
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind payin half of everythin, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if u make her pay half all the time, every1 will know about it & ur friends will know u're a pussy. AMBER: dont never let us pay but be a gentelmen about it.
12. Every girl sud eventually get 2 things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, 1 of his sweatshirts.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as u can. If u're droppin her off, walk her 2 the door. If u aren't droppin her off, call 2 be sure she's home safely. AMBER: no need 2 call thats strange but hell yes walk us 2 the door
14. If a guy is botherin her, it is ur right 2 kick the crap out of him.
AMBER: most of us can take care of ourself but if hes totally rude its hot.
15. If u're talkin 2 a female friend of urs, pull ur girlfriend closer. AMBER: never make us feel let out
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats u first, & says, "are u gonna take that" never make any gestures back. AMBER:i wudent care but alot of girls burse like u cant belive 4 somethin so lil.
17. Go 2 a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether u enjoy it or not, it just matters that u went. Amber i Luv scary 1's
18. You're dead meat if u can't get along with their pets, parents & best friends. Be prince charming 2 their friends, Mr. Polite 2 their parents, & make sure 2 be nice 2 their animals. AMBER: i luv my horses & dogs they have 2 like u or u have 2 treat them like gold, if we actully let u meet our parents be a gentelmen & friends are a must if ur not nice 2 them the girls never hear the end of it & most of the time they feel so upset about it they break it off.
19. Don't flirt with their moms or friends...that's just freaky. AMBER: flirtin with friends is a no no.
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, & it really does make them feel like crap, so be understandin. AMBER: i agree omg who writes this, this guy is so hot!
21. If u don't like the way they drive, u do it. AMBER: yes do it dont put us down. But half of us girls can drive better then most of u guys
22. If u're officially datin, & u're introducin her 2 ur friends, u'd better damn well introduce her as ur girlfriend. AMBER: Hell yes
23. Don't stress where u go 4 every date. They really only want 2 be with u. AMBER: If u take us 2 a cheap hotel room ur askin 4 a bitch fight!
24. If they complain that somethin hurts, rub it 4 them without bein asked. AMBER: just make us feel gud
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle. AMBER: i agree in a way agian some girls bruse easy but play fighthings fun but dont leave bruses that leads 2 brothers askin what happend & lets not go there.
26. Memorize their B-days. U forget her birthday & u're basically screwed 4 life. AMBER: all we ask is u take time 2 rember us once in a while
27. Don't marinade the cologne. AMBER: old spice is so hot :P some cologne is hot but make sure if we wont 2 hug u we wont die
28. Don't give her somethin stupid 4 her B-day or X-mas or Valentine's day. It doesn't hav 2 be expensive but it has 2 be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice. AMBER: some of us dont care 4 jewelry but somethin we like is nice jewelery is nice so we can wear it & say my boyfriend gave this 2 me.
29. If u think the relationship isn't goin 2 last don't wait 2 find out. It will only hurt u more if u draw it out. AMBER: but at least give us a reason
30. After u've been datin 4 a while realize that they really have started 2 trust u. When u have a girlfriend who truly trusts u, u have a lot more responsibility, privilege & control than u wud think. Be careful with it, most guys wud kill 4 that kind of power & it can be lost in a nanosecond. AMBER: O So so true
31.Don't ever do anythin wrong (well not anythin). girls remember things 4 life & anythin u did wrong will be used against u in the future. AMBER: ;)
Just thought I'd post that up quickly ^^. Hoping dinner isnt too far off cause Im starvviinnngggg!!!!
Kennie