Letter to Santa
Lol.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I set buckleup_meme 's puppy on fire (-66 points). In July I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Saturday I stole bandearg_rois 's purse (-30 points). In March I gave thallissa a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In October I gave openedbook a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-57 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
imagined_haven
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I set buckleup_meme 's puppy on fire (-66 points). In July I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Saturday I stole bandearg_rois 's purse (-30 points). In March I gave thallissa a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In October I gave openedbook a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-57 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
imagined_haven