No Sense, Just Squee - An Adam Hills DVD Screencap Picspam
GUESS WHAT! YES. MY DVD CAME TODAY! \o/
All the way from the other side of the world lol.
To Adam Hills,
You are gorgeous and completely adorable and my dad hates it when I concentrate on age so I won't! Make your DVD available over here next time. And do a bloody UK tour! (no, not London and the Fringe, I ain't that obsessed to make that amount of organisational effort!) Maesteg is at least one step up from Pakenham. And if there's no chance of that then I will be willing to travel down the line to Cardiff. *sweet smiles*
Yours crazily happy,
Me. x
MEANWHILE. The FedEx van came round into our cul-de-sac and I was bouncy and this YOUNG GUY (well, 20s...ish) got out and I opened the door ready 'cos it was raining and I didn't want him standing out there too long and he was blonde and pretty and had the most gorgeous blue eyes and I'm a SUCKER for them! ♥ He saw a flash of my fingernails as he handed over the package *snort* and was like, "I was wondering what that was then! All I saw was a flash of BRIGHT yellow!" so I showed him my fingernails to explain what it was and he was just ADORABLE. *throws glitter around*
Again, when I was trying to get into the good envelope, The Dad was all, "You sent for that from there and it cost you how much?!" (for the record, not as much as I've spent in the past. It's not even my money anyway! I don't get pissed a lot so I spend my loan on things I can USE/READ/WATCH/LISTEN to instead. Fair play, yes?)
Around 3PM this afternoon, I sat here and said to myself, "Do I write (because my next v. sketchy Adam/Hamish idea has got one foot in the door and I'm resisting because I NEED TO DO OTHER THINGS FIRST!) or do I try and screencap the absolute pretty out of this DVD?" 'Course, I watched it first on my telly. Hilarious, as expected. Most I'd heard before because I'm a YouTube whore and once I fixate on something/someone I go into overdrive for a good month until I'm calmed down enough into my normal state (MY normal state, which really is still crazy), but yeah, now I can listen/watch/ogle anytime I freakin' want and this is why I love DVDs! :)
OF COURSE, I chose to screencap. I am such a procrastinator! (mmm, very sci-fi) SO!:-
Smiley!Adam corner lol. It is literally just for that purpose. His smile does funny things to me. To quote the great Russell Howard's orgasm power joke, "it makes my belly fizz!" ♥ I think the fourth and fifth ones down might be my favourites. I'm notoriously, amusingly bad at screencapping but those turned out GOOOOOOD. :)
ROCK ON! \m/ I've been hoping to remember the jokes as I go along but this one escapes me. Still, who's gonna argue with another pretty picture of Mr Hills? (Well, besides the people who don't care. Which is a lot. Damn me.) This is probably to make up for the fact that I couldn't get a decent enough cap of "WOOHOO!"
Umm...again, not sure. Some commentary this is turning out to be! Dazed by pretty. Must be. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!
HEHEHEHEHE. No comment. Well. Maybe two words. A name. Hamish Blake. ;) MWAHAHAHAHA! I couldn't resist! Or, y'know, perhaps one Russell Howard. Either way, it'll be going in my internal file of "inspirational picture", hee. \o/
Announcer voice! The fact that he announced himself on stage a bit earlier on made me have a flashback of Dara O'Briain's DVD where he does the same thing! Oh tenuous but loveable Mock The Week link, how I love thee! ♥ THAT'S why they seem to get on so well!
JAMES BROWN TIME! "I can't go on!" So that's frustrated rock star AND frustrated actor?! :p I really want to put my fingers (*ahem*) through that hole (oh dear God) in his jeans...(phew!) to stroke...I'll just go get me coat. *le sigh* There is no hope. But there is truth, because I do. It's oddly inviting. Like a more arousing patch of skin like, say, a collarbone or hipbone. *dies*
Geordie Crocodile Hunter joke! One of my favourites. :) I really roared with laughter the first time I heard it because I didn't expect him to swear! What is it about a pretty boy, sorry, MAN (rawr!), who swears that's arousing?! o_O I like my boys nice and lovely with a naughty, mischievous streak methinks.
How many times have I talked about him and his wide leg stance?! Lol. Remember, "confidence"/"sexual"/"flirting"/"showing you his fantastic package, on a purely subconscious level, of course"? Heh.
That's a "WTF!" face! :) HEE. ♥ Still can't remember what was going on. *headdesk*
You know you've watched too much of something/someone when you start tuning out and actually looking out for the little details! He puts his hand in his pocket a lot. Especially when wearing jeans. I like it. It actually means something again in body language terms but y'know, clearly it's not viable in this circumstance. Plus, yeah, he's taken anyway lol. More's the pity. I'm branching out. I'm technically allowed to actually, physically, go out and date men much older than me if I wanted to! 16 years my senior, yes thank you plz. But only him haha. Or James Nesbitt, who's even older. Yum. [/ramble]
RANDOM BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN REFERENCE! \o/ Honestly, he is amazingly amusing at voiceovers! "He was a joiner...and he was a tow truck driver" ♥
Hee! ♥ "He had a big rig!" I'm the type of person who'll laugh even more at something if someone else is laughing too. People hype me up, set me off worse and it's funny. He's completely cute when he laughs. "I don't know where I was ending with that!" (the BM thing) :)
Aw man, seriously, give this guy a chance to do a UK tour. Dear God. He's just so comfortable and IMHO, a true comedian. Like he's simply having a chat to a group of people and as a bonus making them laugh whilst he does it. *throws glitter everywhere*
Technically, this one should be up near the top 'cos SMMMMMIIIIIIIILLLEEEEEEEE! ♥ ♥
HAHA erotic accountant! "Do you need your tax done?"
"Oh I've got a RETURN for you!" I don't know why but I find the whole ghey voice persona SO FUNNY. Possibly because he does it scarily well lol. Hey, I don't work with nowt when I write slash. Most of the time the people I pair up give me the ammo. As he said about the joiner/tow truck driver thing, "it writes itself"! ;) Also, any touching/stroking of nipples going on? I immediately think of Danny Jones! Mainly because he's done that in so many photos over the years lol. ♥
Language joke! Appeals to my geeky side LIEK WHOA. "She wouldn't have hung up like that" he's like me, even mistakes can be made fun of. I'll be talking to Stace and I'm constantly saying stuff and then thinking, "hmm, that sounds way dodgy!" and then making a joke out of it lol.
Purely to say, pretty smile, PRETTY HANDS! Honestly, I really do have a thing for nice hands. Just, cute. Look nice to hold. *pines* ♥
Gollum joke. Is there anything this guy can't do?! I'm telling ya, he should win that fecking Perrier Award right the feck now! I love his plethora of accents. Even when he fudges them. "I have one Scottish accent and it sounds like Shrek shagging Billy Connolly! 'Hello!' 'Donkey!' 'Aye!'"
Ghey voice strikes again. Happy happy me. *bounces* Gay men on the frontline with no weapons just their cutting wit, "Bad 80s hair!" Also, [talking about some American guy's view on gay men in the Army] "'It's sick. It's disgusting. They'll all be trying to have sex with each other!' Now, I'm not gay *refuses to say a word* and I've never been to war but I'm pretty sure it's not like that. 'Oh Jonno just got his guts blown to pieces!...I wouldn't mind sticking my knob in that'" HA! Extreme response ftw!
Took me AGES to get that! Crying out for a "YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU!" joke. Or "I NEED YOU!" Hmm, gladly But really it's the kid reaction to his artifical foot joke. "I'm on the beach, I'm wearing my sunglasses, in my Speedos...because I'm classy" And by the way, I'm weird (well, me AND Stace discuss this a lot so not a loner weirdo at least!) in that I love my boys saying certain words. Whenever I have a new recruit to my ever growing list, I tend to forget what words go with who but with him, I LOVE the way he says "classy"! I can't explain it. I just get all...wobbly. God, I nearly said the dreaded word then - "it's lush" - I think Welsh people sound silly when they say that. If you hadn't already guessed, I'm a nice voice, language wordy geek. Makes me happy :)
I should rename this thing "Things I Like Adam Hills Doing" or, um, *ahem*, "Poses I Like Adam Hills Striking". Not getting any better is it? But I do! Hands on hip. Draws the eyes down, baby. And he's not a big guy. I mean, not built like a brick shithouse which I don't necessarily find attractive anyway. I like tall, slim or cuddly guys. And it's not hard to be taller than me (5'3") so I'm quids in, girlies! :)
No joke coming back to me. *files under "WTF!" face*
Why do screencaps of winks ALWAYS look moronic?! Show me one that doesn't and I'll stand corrected but OMG! It's amazing when unexpected things like this happen and it's like he knows all my buttons and is enjoying teasing me to joyous Hell and back by pushing the fuck out of them!! A good wink goes straight to the heart of me. *fans self* "No offence!" ('real' jobs vs IT guy) NONE REALLY REALLY NOT TAKEN, MATE! If I could get a proper of step by step screencaps together of that moment I'd TOTALLY request someone made me a .gif but I really am bad at this. It'd end up being the sequence to a twitch. So I'm content that it's on the DVD and fuck yes I watched it a few times in succession and PROUD. Y'know I'm saying this just because Stace is usually my go to girl for hyper squee/dissection/discussion but as she's not in the country at the mo' it's going here instead. God, I wouldn't blame Hamish Blake if having that wink turned on him would make him suddenly ghey as a row of pink tents (just for Mr Hills though, of course)! I'm lucky that I'm a girl and I can just say FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!
Don't see him by the mic stand often 'cos he takes the microphone out as soon as he's on stage so I thought this was a nice change. He looks quite singer-y. There's that frustrated rock star element coming out again lol.
Hardest job joke featuring story of a male stripper! "If I was a stripper, the ladies would've gone, 'hmm, nah'" well, fuck 'em. I'd be there with bells on, baby! Demonstrative swipe COCK motion. \o/ SUBLIMINALLY, EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOUR COCK ISN'T IT, ADAM?! I'm onto you!
That's what he thinks of that news lol. Proper "WTF!" face. Wish my eyebrow went up that far. [/random]
Hard thing to cap *ahem* 'cos it was only two minute interview but still. PRETTY. THE LEATHER JACKET! *dies*
SMIIIIIIILLEEE! to end. :) ♥
I thought this DVD would sorta calm down the acceleration of my attraction. Hmm. Not sure that's worked terribly well!
That was fun. :) Can't help it. He's just top notch.
Gonna leave it unlocked and cross post a link to spicksandspecks methinks because the specific AH comm seems so dead and that is mighty SAD and it'd be nice to have more people squeeing too so I don't feel like such a mad woman lol.
Off for the night. Charlotte Church is Jonathan Ross' show and then I'm gonna get down to some much needed writing.
Over and out
x
All the way from the other side of the world lol.
To Adam Hills,
You are gorgeous and completely adorable and my dad hates it when I concentrate on age so I won't! Make your DVD available over here next time. And do a bloody UK tour! (no, not London and the Fringe, I ain't that obsessed to make that amount of organisational effort!) Maesteg is at least one step up from Pakenham. And if there's no chance of that then I will be willing to travel down the line to Cardiff. *sweet smiles*
Yours crazily happy,
Me. x
MEANWHILE. The FedEx van came round into our cul-de-sac and I was bouncy and this YOUNG GUY (well, 20s...ish) got out and I opened the door ready 'cos it was raining and I didn't want him standing out there too long and he was blonde and pretty and had the most gorgeous blue eyes and I'm a SUCKER for them! ♥ He saw a flash of my fingernails as he handed over the package *snort* and was like, "I was wondering what that was then! All I saw was a flash of BRIGHT yellow!" so I showed him my fingernails to explain what it was and he was just ADORABLE. *throws glitter around*
Again, when I was trying to get into the good envelope, The Dad was all, "You sent for that from there and it cost you how much?!" (for the record, not as much as I've spent in the past. It's not even my money anyway! I don't get pissed a lot so I spend my loan on things I can USE/READ/WATCH/LISTEN to instead. Fair play, yes?)
Around 3PM this afternoon, I sat here and said to myself, "Do I write (because my next v. sketchy Adam/Hamish idea has got one foot in the door and I'm resisting because I NEED TO DO OTHER THINGS FIRST!) or do I try and screencap the absolute pretty out of this DVD?" 'Course, I watched it first on my telly. Hilarious, as expected. Most I'd heard before because I'm a YouTube whore and once I fixate on something/someone I go into overdrive for a good month until I'm calmed down enough into my normal state (MY normal state, which really is still crazy), but yeah, now I can listen/watch/ogle anytime I freakin' want and this is why I love DVDs! :)
OF COURSE, I chose to screencap. I am such a procrastinator! (mmm, very sci-fi) SO!:-
Smiley!Adam corner lol. It is literally just for that purpose. His smile does funny things to me. To quote the great Russell Howard's orgasm power joke, "it makes my belly fizz!" ♥ I think the fourth and fifth ones down might be my favourites. I'm notoriously, amusingly bad at screencapping but those turned out GOOOOOOD. :)
ROCK ON! \m/ I've been hoping to remember the jokes as I go along but this one escapes me. Still, who's gonna argue with another pretty picture of Mr Hills? (Well, besides the people who don't care. Which is a lot. Damn me.) This is probably to make up for the fact that I couldn't get a decent enough cap of "WOOHOO!"
Umm...again, not sure. Some commentary this is turning out to be! Dazed by pretty. Must be. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!
HEHEHEHEHE. No comment. Well. Maybe two words. A name. Hamish Blake. ;) MWAHAHAHAHA! I couldn't resist! Or, y'know, perhaps one Russell Howard. Either way, it'll be going in my internal file of "inspirational picture", hee. \o/
Announcer voice! The fact that he announced himself on stage a bit earlier on made me have a flashback of Dara O'Briain's DVD where he does the same thing! Oh tenuous but loveable Mock The Week link, how I love thee! ♥ THAT'S why they seem to get on so well!
JAMES BROWN TIME! "I can't go on!" So that's frustrated rock star AND frustrated actor?! :p I really want to put my fingers (*ahem*) through that hole (oh dear God) in his jeans...(phew!) to stroke...I'll just go get me coat. *le sigh* There is no hope. But there is truth, because I do. It's oddly inviting. Like a more arousing patch of skin like, say, a collarbone or hipbone. *dies*
Geordie Crocodile Hunter joke! One of my favourites. :) I really roared with laughter the first time I heard it because I didn't expect him to swear! What is it about a pretty boy, sorry, MAN (rawr!), who swears that's arousing?! o_O I like my boys nice and lovely with a naughty, mischievous streak methinks.
How many times have I talked about him and his wide leg stance?! Lol. Remember, "confidence"/"sexual"/"flirting"/"showing you his fantastic package, on a purely subconscious level, of course"? Heh.
That's a "WTF!" face! :) HEE. ♥ Still can't remember what was going on. *headdesk*
You know you've watched too much of something/someone when you start tuning out and actually looking out for the little details! He puts his hand in his pocket a lot. Especially when wearing jeans. I like it. It actually means something again in body language terms but y'know, clearly it's not viable in this circumstance. Plus, yeah, he's taken anyway lol. More's the pity. I'm branching out. I'm technically allowed to actually, physically, go out and date men much older than me if I wanted to! 16 years my senior, yes thank you plz. But only him haha. Or James Nesbitt, who's even older. Yum. [/ramble]
RANDOM BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN REFERENCE! \o/ Honestly, he is amazingly amusing at voiceovers! "He was a joiner...and he was a tow truck driver" ♥
Hee! ♥ "He had a big rig!" I'm the type of person who'll laugh even more at something if someone else is laughing too. People hype me up, set me off worse and it's funny. He's completely cute when he laughs. "I don't know where I was ending with that!" (the BM thing) :)
Aw man, seriously, give this guy a chance to do a UK tour. Dear God. He's just so comfortable and IMHO, a true comedian. Like he's simply having a chat to a group of people and as a bonus making them laugh whilst he does it. *throws glitter everywhere*
Technically, this one should be up near the top 'cos SMMMMMIIIIIIIILLLEEEEEEEE! ♥ ♥
HAHA erotic accountant! "Do you need your tax done?"
"Oh I've got a RETURN for you!" I don't know why but I find the whole ghey voice persona SO FUNNY. Possibly because he does it scarily well lol. Hey, I don't work with nowt when I write slash. Most of the time the people I pair up give me the ammo. As he said about the joiner/tow truck driver thing, "it writes itself"! ;) Also, any touching/stroking of nipples going on? I immediately think of Danny Jones! Mainly because he's done that in so many photos over the years lol. ♥
Language joke! Appeals to my geeky side LIEK WHOA. "She wouldn't have hung up like that" he's like me, even mistakes can be made fun of. I'll be talking to Stace and I'm constantly saying stuff and then thinking, "hmm, that sounds way dodgy!" and then making a joke out of it lol.
Purely to say, pretty smile, PRETTY HANDS! Honestly, I really do have a thing for nice hands. Just, cute. Look nice to hold. *pines* ♥
Gollum joke. Is there anything this guy can't do?! I'm telling ya, he should win that fecking Perrier Award right the feck now! I love his plethora of accents. Even when he fudges them. "I have one Scottish accent and it sounds like Shrek shagging Billy Connolly! 'Hello!' 'Donkey!' 'Aye!'"
Ghey voice strikes again. Happy happy me. *bounces* Gay men on the frontline with no weapons just their cutting wit, "Bad 80s hair!" Also, [talking about some American guy's view on gay men in the Army] "'It's sick. It's disgusting. They'll all be trying to have sex with each other!' Now, I'm not gay *refuses to say a word* and I've never been to war but I'm pretty sure it's not like that. 'Oh Jonno just got his guts blown to pieces!...I wouldn't mind sticking my knob in that'" HA! Extreme response ftw!
Took me AGES to get that! Crying out for a "YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU!" joke. Or "I NEED YOU!" Hmm, gladly But really it's the kid reaction to his artifical foot joke. "I'm on the beach, I'm wearing my sunglasses, in my Speedos...because I'm classy" And by the way, I'm weird (well, me AND Stace discuss this a lot so not a loner weirdo at least!) in that I love my boys saying certain words. Whenever I have a new recruit to my ever growing list, I tend to forget what words go with who but with him, I LOVE the way he says "classy"! I can't explain it. I just get all...wobbly. God, I nearly said the dreaded word then - "it's lush" - I think Welsh people sound silly when they say that. If you hadn't already guessed, I'm a nice voice, language wordy geek. Makes me happy :)
I should rename this thing "Things I Like Adam Hills Doing" or, um, *ahem*, "Poses I Like Adam Hills Striking". Not getting any better is it? But I do! Hands on hip. Draws the eyes down, baby. And he's not a big guy. I mean, not built like a brick shithouse which I don't necessarily find attractive anyway. I like tall, slim or cuddly guys. And it's not hard to be taller than me (5'3") so I'm quids in, girlies! :)
No joke coming back to me. *files under "WTF!" face*
Why do screencaps of winks ALWAYS look moronic?! Show me one that doesn't and I'll stand corrected but OMG! It's amazing when unexpected things like this happen and it's like he knows all my buttons and is enjoying teasing me to joyous Hell and back by pushing the fuck out of them!! A good wink goes straight to the heart of me. *fans self* "No offence!" ('real' jobs vs IT guy) NONE REALLY REALLY NOT TAKEN, MATE! If I could get a proper of step by step screencaps together of that moment I'd TOTALLY request someone made me a .gif but I really am bad at this. It'd end up being the sequence to a twitch. So I'm content that it's on the DVD and fuck yes I watched it a few times in succession and PROUD. Y'know I'm saying this just because Stace is usually my go to girl for hyper squee/dissection/discussion but as she's not in the country at the mo' it's going here instead. God, I wouldn't blame Hamish Blake if having that wink turned on him would make him suddenly ghey as a row of pink tents (just for Mr Hills though, of course)! I'm lucky that I'm a girl and I can just say FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!
Don't see him by the mic stand often 'cos he takes the microphone out as soon as he's on stage so I thought this was a nice change. He looks quite singer-y. There's that frustrated rock star element coming out again lol.
Hardest job joke featuring story of a male stripper! "If I was a stripper, the ladies would've gone, 'hmm, nah'" well, fuck 'em. I'd be there with bells on, baby! Demonstrative swipe COCK motion. \o/ SUBLIMINALLY, EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOUR COCK ISN'T IT, ADAM?! I'm onto you!
That's what he thinks of that news lol. Proper "WTF!" face. Wish my eyebrow went up that far. [/random]
Hard thing to cap *ahem* 'cos it was only two minute interview but still. PRETTY. THE LEATHER JACKET! *dies*
SMIIIIIIILLEEE! to end. :) ♥
I thought this DVD would sorta calm down the acceleration of my attraction. Hmm. Not sure that's worked terribly well!
That was fun. :) Can't help it. He's just top notch.
Gonna leave it unlocked and cross post a link to spicksandspecks methinks because the specific AH comm seems so dead and that is mighty SAD and it'd be nice to have more people squeeing too so I don't feel like such a mad woman lol.
Off for the night. Charlotte Church is Jonathan Ross' show and then I'm gonna get down to some much needed writing.
Over and out
x