... Is this thing on?
Oh, my God, it's the Internets! HELLO, INTERNETS. I am, in fact, still alive. Much to the chagrin of most people I know, I'm sure. Alas, life I do have and living it I am. Or, actually, right now I'm sitting here where I sat when I walked in the door from work, and my dumb ass is watching this stupid TV show on THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL, so I might not actually be living, only technically alive. Ahahah, how long it lasts, I do not know. I might scare myself half to death. Silly old man ghost. He certainly would not be invited into MY house.
Moving on, I'm going to see James Morrison! Live and in persons, I am so excited I could just pee myself! For real (except for the peeing part) he's only been my favourite person for like, ever. If I were ever to have babies, his they would be. Or maybe somebody else's but I kinda doubt it a lot. Speaking of screaming mini people, Megan is now five months pregnant. I know, I know. My sister bringing a child into the world, I'm kinda terrified, too. It's the start of the end of the world. Woe.
I think I've said this eight hundred and fifty times already by this point but... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KRISSY. It is no longer your day here, but it is there, so weeee! Love you, have fun, see you in two months, New York New York! And I wanna be one of the special peoples! So... I miss you, Deana! Even though it hasn't been two days since I saw you. It's been like a month. Or wait... two weeks? Oh, my God, only two weeks. Scared now. And not because there's an ugly, creepy ghost person trying to come out of the TV and eat me alive. Ahem.
Goodbye, Intrawebz. Glad to see most of you are still alive out there! I should use this thing more often. Hmmm. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Moving on, I'm going to see James Morrison! Live and in persons, I am so excited I could just pee myself! For real (except for the peeing part) he's only been my favourite person for like, ever. If I were ever to have babies, his they would be. Or maybe somebody else's but I kinda doubt it a lot. Speaking of screaming mini people, Megan is now five months pregnant. I know, I know. My sister bringing a child into the world, I'm kinda terrified, too. It's the start of the end of the world. Woe.
I think I've said this eight hundred and fifty times already by this point but... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KRISSY. It is no longer your day here, but it is there, so weeee! Love you, have fun, see you in two months, New York New York! And I wanna be one of the special peoples! So... I miss you, Deana! Even though it hasn't been two days since I saw you. It's been like a month. Or wait... two weeks? Oh, my God, only two weeks. Scared now. And not because there's an ugly, creepy ghost person trying to come out of the TV and eat me alive. Ahem.
Goodbye, Intrawebz. Glad to see most of you are still alive out there! I should use this thing more often. Hmmm. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!