i got the scariest shit in the mail
it was a creepy jesus prayer rug. i really should scan it. the thing told me to stare into jesus's eyes and notice they were closed and then they would open to me and then i would have to go put it down and like kneel on it or something and make a magic wish and then all of a sudden i'd have a million dollars or some other crazy ammount of money. so i stared into jesus's eyes and the scary eyes showed up, they shadowed eyes on it... so if you look at it for long enough you see the weird eyes. it was frightening. look up jesus prayer rug. seriously. google it.
hahaha. there's something inside sealed. it says
"IMPORTANT - Only break open this sealed prophecy after you have put this church prayer rug and your prayer requests back in the mail to this 57-year-old church ministry. if for any reason you are not going to return this church payer rug, then this scared prophecy must be destroyed, unpened and ynread, because this is a sacred, spiritual prophecy, sealed word, concerning you and your future. remember the bible says "let your requests be made know unto god" Philippians 4:6"
hahaha i always know that mail is serious when the letter inside is addressed "dear...Someone connnected with this address,"
hahahahhahaha this part is great:
"these next 24 important hours are crucial to you. timing is important to god. after you kneel on this church prayer rug, or place it over your knees, place it in a bible, on philippians 4:19 (if you dont have a bible, its okay - just slide it under your side of your bed, for tonight, if you can. if you cant do this, its okay.) leave it there no longer than tonight only! GOD SEES. then, in the morning it is a must that you get this unusual blessing church prayer rug out of this house and back to us, here at the church's chapel prayer room, in faith. we must also have this letter back with whatever you need paryer for, printed on page two. you must get this bible prayer rug back to us sp we can rush it onto another family that is in need of a blessing. do this without fail. do not break this flow of the power between us."
wow thats some scary shit. if i had time i would write all the ltters out. very scary.
anyway yeah i thought that was the weirdest shit i have ever gotten in the mail.
hahaha. there's something inside sealed. it says
"IMPORTANT - Only break open this sealed prophecy after you have put this church prayer rug and your prayer requests back in the mail to this 57-year-old church ministry. if for any reason you are not going to return this church payer rug, then this scared prophecy must be destroyed, unpened and ynread, because this is a sacred, spiritual prophecy, sealed word, concerning you and your future. remember the bible says "let your requests be made know unto god" Philippians 4:6"
hahaha i always know that mail is serious when the letter inside is addressed "dear...Someone connnected with this address,"
hahahahhahaha this part is great:
"these next 24 important hours are crucial to you. timing is important to god. after you kneel on this church prayer rug, or place it over your knees, place it in a bible, on philippians 4:19 (if you dont have a bible, its okay - just slide it under your side of your bed, for tonight, if you can. if you cant do this, its okay.) leave it there no longer than tonight only! GOD SEES. then, in the morning it is a must that you get this unusual blessing church prayer rug out of this house and back to us, here at the church's chapel prayer room, in faith. we must also have this letter back with whatever you need paryer for, printed on page two. you must get this bible prayer rug back to us sp we can rush it onto another family that is in need of a blessing. do this without fail. do not break this flow of the power between us."
wow thats some scary shit. if i had time i would write all the ltters out. very scary.
anyway yeah i thought that was the weirdest shit i have ever gotten in the mail.