Hahahahaha! Dave is SOOOOOOOOOO gay.
So I went to the mall with TAT (cuddleswhore ) today, and I got to meet her boyfriend Dave, who we both fear is an extreme closet case.(although he did slip and call me cute once)
It was SOOOO fun! I got to see Robbie, and Amanda was working, and gave me a free Tripleberry smoothie at Orange Julius. Andy broke up with her, and was a big jerk. Robbie and I were apparently a great comfort. She is OSSUM. You know. For a chick. And kinda cute, too.
Then HANNAH (fire_flies ) and Marci (Delfinus ) showed up.I was SOOOOO happy to see them! Although I saw them last night. We went and bought bras and socks. lol! Tomorrow I get to go to Kevin's party.
I think Andy will get to go. Yay! I banned him from doing anything too bad with me.
He left a HUGE mark on my neck. My mom asked about it, and when I wouldn't tell
her who, she asked who I was talking to online. At the time, it was Marci, and I told her that.
Then she asked if Marci was the one who did it. How fucking retarded.
I don't care if my friends disapprove of me hating her or not.
Anyone who can forget their own son's birthday, and remembers
TWO FUCKING WEEKS LATER doesn't deserve her son's love. And if she loved me
so much, she wouldn't constantly be throwing my stuff out on the street.
Okay, I'm done bitching. Time for something random and completely useless stolen from TAT.
If I were a month I would be: May
If I were a day of the week I would be: Tuesday
If I were a time of day I would be: 11:37 pm
If I were a planet I would be: Um... since I'm not an alien... Earth?
If I were a sea animal I would be: A Dolphin
If I were a direction I would be: Northwest
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A futon. I have multiple uses.
If I were a sin I would be: adultery
If I were a historical figure I would be: Kevin Mitnick(he's not exactly historical... yet)
If I were a liquid I would be: Pepsi
If I were a tree, I would be: Tall?
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Um... Poppies, bitch.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: A clear, slightly cool day.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: A guitar
If I were an animal, I would be: A dolphin. Then my hott zoophile friends would want me back.
If I were a color, I would be: Yellow
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Celery
If I were a sound, I would be: Porno music
If I were an element, I would be: fire. Or so say all those zodiac thingies.
If I were a car, I would be: Driving the hell outta Iowa.
If I were a song, I would be: Everyday Sunday - Wait
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Me, since I'm an obviously great director.
If I were a book, I would be written by: Jon Katz
If I were a food, I would be: Tacos
If I were a place, I would be: Seattle
If I were a material, I would be: Polyester: fun to say.
If I were a taste, I would be: Lime green Tic-Tacs
If I were a scent, I would be: Axe - Essence
If I were a word, I would be: Kinky
If I were an object, I would be: an energizer battery
If I were a body part I would be: Lips
If I were a facial expression I would be: Totally belonging to someone hot.
If I were a cartoon character I would be: BRAK!
If I were a shape I would be a: Circle
If I were a number I would be: one thousand three hundred thirty seven(1337, or leet!)
Um, Andy kept saying "I love you" today. Hannah told me to just say thanks, considering I don't feel the same way.
I did, and I felt like I was being mean. So I don't know how to say goodbye to him without sounding like a major bitch.
Ugh. I swear, if he wasn't so cute, I'd break it off. Oh, and Hannah and Marci think we look exactly alike, so I'm dating "Danny lite".