well.
after much debate, the judges have decided to award the winning title to Dan's Pinky. The battle itself, now referred to as "Wine Glass VS Dan's Finger: Deathly Dishwashing" left a shattered wineglass partway in Dan's Pinky. It was removed and while Dan's Pinky is, while in pain, still mostly functional, the judges decided the wine glass was not. Prizes have yet to be announced.