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Dear (Apparently Russian?) Trolls that keep Spamming my Journal with Stupid Comments and Links to Crap I Don't Care About and will Never Buy,
I am never going to click your links. I am certainly never going to bother to copy and paste your links into the address bar because you are too stupid to figure out how to add a hyperlink. I am never going to tell you what I think of your shitty products. I am never going to buy your shitty products. I am never going to be interested in your shitty products. I know that millions of dollars are lost to internet fraud, but guess what assholes, I am actually not an idiot. Beyond this post, you will never get anything out of me other than a deletion and a spam notification.
So please. Take this as a sign that you're wasting your time, and just don't bother.
No love,
Iby.
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Dear Innocent People That Just happened to Stumble Upon this Journal,
I promise I'm not usually this grumpy, nor this prone to profanity. I hit overload in the crummy spam comment department, and thus this post was born.
Much love,
Iby.
I am never going to click your links. I am certainly never going to bother to copy and paste your links into the address bar because you are too stupid to figure out how to add a hyperlink. I am never going to tell you what I think of your shitty products. I am never going to buy your shitty products. I am never going to be interested in your shitty products. I know that millions of dollars are lost to internet fraud, but guess what assholes, I am actually not an idiot. Beyond this post, you will never get anything out of me other than a deletion and a spam notification.
So please. Take this as a sign that you're wasting your time, and just don't bother.
No love,
Iby.
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Dear Innocent People That Just happened to Stumble Upon this Journal,
I promise I'm not usually this grumpy, nor this prone to profanity. I hit overload in the crummy spam comment department, and thus this post was born.
Much love,
Iby.