as my trip was a lot of fun around the world i missed one place i…: imaginary

imaginary_fish

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Aug 18, 2004 00:37

as my trip was a lot of fun around the world i missed one place i didnt make it to hogwarts in england damnit.... so as i was b4 i am off again on another adventure to hogwarts i think i will fly on my magic brooma dn pick up some of those fine whitches and smack their big bootays while i smoke on my bong and the girls suck on my dong oooo lala hmmm well i have arrived in harry potter land that pervert hagerd is hittin on me i think ill go on a date with him his hair ass is so fucking hott i want to grab it and smack it and shave the hairs right off and whatch them grow again magically then when im done with him ill go to the nearest magical sex store to buy a magic pump and make my pp grow so i can come back to america in style, confidence, and a slong. them maybe taylor will want me back but if not i will go to the ghetto and get me a big bootay ho from the corner lot on east 75th.
and while i am buffering myself i think i will eat me a giant chicken wang. then take a nice magical nap. sheakies out plumbs down pay my hooker tab please