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Let me make it painfully clear what a colossal dork I am.
So here I am sitting at work, jamming to napster on my laptop (which incidentally is patched immorally into the company's wireless public access network, allowing me napster access in the first place), completely alone, bobbing my head like a jack-in-the-box in a strong breeze.
It gets worse.
As I said, I'm doing this on a laptop. Anyone who's ever done this knows that laptop speakers exist only in the plane of the 12th degree of crap (along with dandelions and Kevin Federline). As such, they are capable of emitting exactly no bass. None. Let me make this clear now; Any bass gets magically transformed into perfectly dead air when pumped through these things. The music sounds decent, it just has this sad bassless hollowness.
Oh, but I have a solution, I do. Along with my twelve-year-old-girl teeny-bobbing of the head, I am actually singing the bass parts of the songs. And I'm doing a freakishly good job of it too. So the problem is solved. I'm just crossing fingers and toes that none of the security guards walk in and lay witness to this.
I'm a hell of a woofer. Take that however you want. :P
So here I am sitting at work, jamming to napster on my laptop (which incidentally is patched immorally into the company's wireless public access network, allowing me napster access in the first place), completely alone, bobbing my head like a jack-in-the-box in a strong breeze.
It gets worse.
As I said, I'm doing this on a laptop. Anyone who's ever done this knows that laptop speakers exist only in the plane of the 12th degree of crap (along with dandelions and Kevin Federline). As such, they are capable of emitting exactly no bass. None. Let me make this clear now; Any bass gets magically transformed into perfectly dead air when pumped through these things. The music sounds decent, it just has this sad bassless hollowness.
Oh, but I have a solution, I do. Along with my twelve-year-old-girl teeny-bobbing of the head, I am actually singing the bass parts of the songs. And I'm doing a freakishly good job of it too. So the problem is solved. I'm just crossing fingers and toes that none of the security guards walk in and lay witness to this.
I'm a hell of a woofer. Take that however you want. :P