Does Dude Think He's Carl Kolchak???
Just in time for your Halloween Safety Lecture Series...
http://www.hdnews.net/Story/morbid102507
So, since most of you who read this live in Kansas, I say run (don't walk) to the lecture. It's Monday at 7 p.m. I guess you better leave your stakes behind.
P.S. I don't care what Dude says... Count Von Count is fuzzy. He's a muppet for goodness sake! (Pun intended cause it's good he taught me how to count) Plus he's my favorite arithmomaniac! (not that I personally know any others unless y'all have been hiding something from me...)
(using his 1970's powers of hypnotization and such because I liked him better that way)
"Count them! One pumpkin... Two pumpkins... TWO PUMPKINS! AH HA HA HA HA!" *Lightning flashes and thunder roars*