great way to start rec time!

Sep 16, 2006 13:22

Step 1: sign onto internet and Trillian.

Step 2: Tag my girl Sarah who I haven't seen in a week.

Step 3: Look down at typing hands, see blood dripping on K key.

Step 4: Freak out and interrupt greeting my girl for a bleeding PSA.

Step 5: Run to bathroom freaking out more, and yell at hubby to clean keyboard before a kid licks it and gets AIDS or something.

Step 6: Fumble with bandaids and Neosporin because you don't know WTF you cut yourself on.
Step 6b: Discover the "knuckles and fingertips" bandaid package doesn't have any of the illustrated fingertip shapes, just the knuckle. Find it's a bitch to position a plain bandaid on an angle on the pad of your fingertip.

Step 7: Come back with a tangled bandaid that has bits of stick side out and try to type. I'm good at this, actually.

Step 8: Friends list!
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