like you care
alright i guess i will update this. School sucks,dropped math and im ok with that, got bangs first time since i was 10 maybe now im just working and working out now fit into a size 5-6. other than that mourning mitch hedbergs death.. here are a few awesome jokes R.I.P mitch
i want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs
the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You
should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in
circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Boy, you
really like Tide."
I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling.
I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.
My friend said to me, "You know what I like? Mashed
potatoes." I was like, "Dude, you have to give me time
to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to
insert a pause."
I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store oftentimes I will drop it, so that it achieves its maximum flavor potential.
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up.
i want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs
the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You
should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in
circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Boy, you
really like Tide."
I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling.
I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.
My friend said to me, "You know what I like? Mashed
potatoes." I was like, "Dude, you have to give me time
to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to
insert a pause."
I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store oftentimes I will drop it, so that it achieves its maximum flavor potential.
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up.