Jul 10, 2006 19:51
Dear Arpho,
Since you have apparently been dead for the past two days, I will tell you these things over LJ because I don't trust my memory enough that I might be able to tell you the next time you get on AIM.
If you can manage to scrounge up $25, my dad will take us to see Murder by Death. He won't buy your ticket because he is a miser and I suppose simply paying him back won't cut it this time. I would buy your ticket myself if I could, but unless a very, very rich relative of mine dies and leaves their hidden fortune to me, that is most likely impossible.
Some suggested methods of raising money are:
-selling all your possessions
-playing Matt on a corner in State Street
-begging your parents
-begging your friends
-getting a job
-prostitution
I wish you luck on your quest.
Love,
MARIA!