xxx
12:11amMiss
potter
12:12amEmily
windel
12:13amMiss
who are yee
piss tit
fuck ass shit toe knobs
12:14amEmily
cunt clit circumcision
12:16amMiss
pluots pears and parsley
wtf is up emily narberth is ree donk
12:16amEmily
narberth SUCKS
alix i'm drunk i can't have a normal conversation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPaGQEskSKM
12:17amMiss
im drunk too
dag
wtf
i NEED TO GET LAID
FUCK
WTF EMZ
I CANT HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW
12:20amEmily
WHYYYYYY
isn't your boyfriend
laying you?
12:21amMiss
we havent had money for condoms
im tires of sucking dick
hes not
blaaaaaaah
im going ot hump the walls
12:21amEmily
oh jesus babe
12:21amMiss
he's at work
12:21amEmily
don't suck dick because you feel bad, bleh, i hate sucking dick
12:21amMiss
im going to die with a dick in my mouth and dinner in the oven
12:21amEmily
secondly
12:21amMiss
i like it ok
12:21amEmily
i'll buy you 3 packs of condoms for christmas, i promise
tell me what kind
12:21amMiss
its just hard to swallow
naaah he best get some
12:22amEmily
i HATE sucking dick
12:22amMiss
it's easy tho i mean the rare occasion were its like ok just go to bed
I JUST wANT TO GET MY PUSSY eAT
piss it sucks
12:23amEmily
yea, it's common curtosy... jesus
you eat mine i eat yours
12:23amMiss
If we got all this free timee why don't we just make each other feel good
12:23amEmily
we gotta suck and suck and coke
12:23amMiss
blah
12:23amEmily
choke
12:23amMiss
yeah man
swallowing aint easy
12:23amEmily
all they gotta do is wiggle their tounge around
wtf!
EW no i can't swallow cum anymore
12:23amMiss
first off my breath smells like shit for like 5 hours
12:23amEmily
the last time i did i choked and puked
12:23amMiss
its annoying
n im tired of vanilla sex
12:24amEmily
we don't like shoot weird little half babies out, we don't liek shoot our eggs out
12:24amMiss
i just want to have fucking kinky shit
yeah man n my shit aint fowl
jesus
i dont eatmeat i eat mad fruit
12:24amEmily
i feel ya hun
12:24amMiss
i bathe eat my vagina
jesus
12:24amEmily
trust me i know
before i ever ever get down i do a test
to see if anythings funky
never would i ever
men are just arrogant, i feel lke, all of them
12:25amMiss
seriously
im such a fucking housewif e like gimme some
I cook dinner I suck your dick can um i get some reciprocation
wtf
12:26amEmily
i can't believe that
12:26amMiss
n he's bein so fuckin weird
it could be me being a weirdo but like wa t the fuck
12:26amEmily
i doubt it's you being a weirdo
12:26amMiss
he spent like 4 days going on sand on about cheater in relationships
n its like yo nigga wtf is up
FUCK
12:27amEmily
...
you're not going nuts
that's fucking weird
12:27amMiss
like i culdnt even watch the eagles
like dude id your cheatin on me man up
12:27amEmily
listen, if you suck his cock and he doesn't give you the favor back NOR fuck you, that's a deal breaker
i've been watching a lot of 30 rock
12:28amMiss
30 thats not the tina fey jawn
12:29amEmily
just the deal breaker
12:30amMiss
like wtf man
he's gettin complacent
like i'll always be ther to suck cock sweep make d inner n clean the litter box
n like he's supporting me riht now
like financiallt
n it brings in a new realm of shit
n i know this is the boy im mean to be with
so why the fuck cant he be a big boy
12:31amEmily
does he see you as a house wife?
like....
"i pay the bills, you suck my dick, fair is fair"
12:32amMiss
i dunno
12:32amEmily
maybe he sees you just as a housewife who sucks his dick for paying the bills, meaning he doesn't even have to work to get off
12:33amMiss
i mean it seems like it would almos be justified but idk
wtf man it sucks
i duno im like becoming a door mat
12:33amEmily
no baby
i'm being brutally honest but
i want you to know something!!
12:35amMiss
?
12:35amEmily
you are always, 100% welcome here, you shouuld tell him "i'm going to emz for a day", but this is what you should say!!
"listen, DUDE, if you're not going to fuck me, then i'm gonna go sleep at my friends house. BYE"
12:35amMiss
I'm too fucking poor to get a fuckin token man it sucks
12:35amEmily
you HAVE to annoy me.
12:35amMiss
its so beat like really
12:36amEmily
if you don't proove your own then he will NEVER take you seriously
12:36amMiss
i know everyone keeps saying this
n i don t even have money to leave the crib
im bein adoormat
12:36amEmily
nooo alix
dont like, leave him
just be liike
12:36amMiss
i love him
12:36amEmily
babe, if you won't fuck me, i'll go sleep with emz
12:37amMiss
its such a convoluted sitatuou n
12:37amEmily
i'm a girl, i'm non threatning
12:38amEmily
oh alix
i wish i could tell you how much i loved you, and how much i never once judged your boyfriend, trust me, i never thought badly of him
12:39amMiss
he's awesome
but its like
i'm wifey'd the fuck out i dont mind but i want to fuckin have some recognition
like seriously
i hate sitting aournd while him n hen play video games
12:40amEmily
that's the thing
12:40amMiss
im sick of vanilla sex
12:40amEmily
you won't get recognition
12:40amMiss
im fucking tired of like i dunno
i love h im to death but im wondering whats up
like he was on this whole like cheatin schpiel for a minute
12:41amEmily
women, girls, females, we're all a joke
12:41amMiss
like for 4 fucking days nonstop all he would talk about was cheating and football players cheatin etc
n it makes me uncomfortable
n i love him and we've hit a rough spot but it's like wtf man why can't you love me i'm fucking cute as hell
12:42amEmily
cheating and football players ?
12:42amMiss
n im losing weight like a maniac which is cool but like its a lil worrsome
12:43amEmily
alix i'm the worst person to ever ever give advice
YOU'RE LOSING WEIGHT?
12:43amMiss
like 'oh all these dudes cheat on there wives how many guys in america cheat on their wives
12:43amEmily
what are you? 10 pounds?
12:43amMiss
n its like ok they cheat but he keeps bringing it up incessantly
n i even said dude why the fuck are you bringin this up
not to mention how he freaks out whenever he sees a jewelery commercial
12:44amEmily
do you think he cheated on you ever?
12:44amMiss
and what i see is a man who loves me but will never want a significan commitment
ill be damned if he had time to but im suspectin it
n like seriosuly it's just like wrf is up your ass its tv
i dunno
and i wanna be with him n he's makin it so abundantly clear he doesnt want kids n im kinda torn about it
which is nearly irrelevant but he keeps bringing it up
12:46amEmily
he said he doesn't want kids
ever?
12:48amMiss
pretty much n im like well im 23 i dont want kids now but maybe in the future
n he's like you dont want to ruin your body
n its like wow suck
cuz maybe i do want a baby b ut at any point in time a baby me and him come into close terms he wigs out
n it sucks cuz i love him n this is who i think i sould be with but it's like...almost disrespect
but he comes home wasted n he's all blah blah i love you so much i wanna be with you n i know i'm only 23 but it's like dude gimme an idea what your expecting
12:52amEmily
he's a dumb man. i know that's horrible to say because i'm a new found feminist
but
seriously. that's gross.
12:52amMiss
how so?
12:53amEmily
NO i'm not saying your boyfriend is a dumb man
but at the same time i am
12:53amMiss
no juuuuust tell me
12:53amEmily
oh, i'm the worst
12:53amMiss
no your not
im a housewife
thats the worst
12:54amEmily
i just think, no, know, women go through so much shit, to please men, in the house, in corporate, in any situation.
12:54amMiss
it's retarded
i'll never make as much money as him
12:55amEmily
never.
12:55amMiss
n like it makes me mad
i'm always the cute eccentric girlfriend
12:55amEmily
and there's nothing we can do about it
12:55amMiss
hahaha. like, what the fuck
12:55amEmily
lame!
12:56amMiss
should i expect anything from this relationship or what
12:56amEmily
you should expect it, yes!
but don't be disappointed
if it doesn't work.
12:57amMiss
for real. honjestly, i love this boy, but i don't like feeling like if we are together in the long run its all him
if it doesnt work i grow strong from my mismtakes
but i mean
i wanna get on the track to real life n if he's just fuckin with me im outtie
forreal
i mean how do you ask someone tha tlike,is this just a moment for you, or am i relevant?\
1:01amEmily
you've been with his for this long, so it's worth while
potter
12:12amEmily
windel
12:13amMiss
who are yee
piss tit
fuck ass shit toe knobs
12:14amEmily
cunt clit circumcision
12:16amMiss
pluots pears and parsley
wtf is up emily narberth is ree donk
12:16amEmily
narberth SUCKS
alix i'm drunk i can't have a normal conversation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPaGQEskSKM
12:17amMiss
im drunk too
dag
wtf
i NEED TO GET LAID
FUCK
WTF EMZ
I CANT HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW
12:20amEmily
WHYYYYYY
isn't your boyfriend
laying you?
12:21amMiss
we havent had money for condoms
im tires of sucking dick
hes not
blaaaaaaah
im going ot hump the walls
12:21amEmily
oh jesus babe
12:21amMiss
he's at work
12:21amEmily
don't suck dick because you feel bad, bleh, i hate sucking dick
12:21amMiss
im going to die with a dick in my mouth and dinner in the oven
12:21amEmily
secondly
12:21amMiss
i like it ok
12:21amEmily
i'll buy you 3 packs of condoms for christmas, i promise
tell me what kind
12:21amMiss
its just hard to swallow
naaah he best get some
12:22amEmily
i HATE sucking dick
12:22amMiss
it's easy tho i mean the rare occasion were its like ok just go to bed
I JUST wANT TO GET MY PUSSY eAT
piss it sucks
12:23amEmily
yea, it's common curtosy... jesus
you eat mine i eat yours
12:23amMiss
If we got all this free timee why don't we just make each other feel good
12:23amEmily
we gotta suck and suck and coke
12:23amMiss
blah
12:23amEmily
choke
12:23amMiss
yeah man
swallowing aint easy
12:23amEmily
all they gotta do is wiggle their tounge around
wtf!
EW no i can't swallow cum anymore
12:23amMiss
first off my breath smells like shit for like 5 hours
12:23amEmily
the last time i did i choked and puked
12:23amMiss
its annoying
n im tired of vanilla sex
12:24amEmily
we don't like shoot weird little half babies out, we don't liek shoot our eggs out
12:24amMiss
i just want to have fucking kinky shit
yeah man n my shit aint fowl
jesus
i dont eatmeat i eat mad fruit
12:24amEmily
i feel ya hun
12:24amMiss
i bathe eat my vagina
jesus
12:24amEmily
trust me i know
before i ever ever get down i do a test
to see if anythings funky
never would i ever
men are just arrogant, i feel lke, all of them
12:25amMiss
seriously
im such a fucking housewif e like gimme some
I cook dinner I suck your dick can um i get some reciprocation
wtf
12:26amEmily
i can't believe that
12:26amMiss
n he's bein so fuckin weird
it could be me being a weirdo but like wa t the fuck
12:26amEmily
i doubt it's you being a weirdo
12:26amMiss
he spent like 4 days going on sand on about cheater in relationships
n its like yo nigga wtf is up
FUCK
12:27amEmily
...
you're not going nuts
that's fucking weird
12:27amMiss
like i culdnt even watch the eagles
like dude id your cheatin on me man up
12:27amEmily
listen, if you suck his cock and he doesn't give you the favor back NOR fuck you, that's a deal breaker
i've been watching a lot of 30 rock
12:28amMiss
30 thats not the tina fey jawn
12:29amEmily
just the deal breaker
12:30amMiss
like wtf man
he's gettin complacent
like i'll always be ther to suck cock sweep make d inner n clean the litter box
n like he's supporting me riht now
like financiallt
n it brings in a new realm of shit
n i know this is the boy im mean to be with
so why the fuck cant he be a big boy
12:31amEmily
does he see you as a house wife?
like....
"i pay the bills, you suck my dick, fair is fair"
12:32amMiss
i dunno
12:32amEmily
maybe he sees you just as a housewife who sucks his dick for paying the bills, meaning he doesn't even have to work to get off
12:33amMiss
i mean it seems like it would almos be justified but idk
wtf man it sucks
i duno im like becoming a door mat
12:33amEmily
no baby
i'm being brutally honest but
i want you to know something!!
12:35amMiss
?
12:35amEmily
you are always, 100% welcome here, you shouuld tell him "i'm going to emz for a day", but this is what you should say!!
"listen, DUDE, if you're not going to fuck me, then i'm gonna go sleep at my friends house. BYE"
12:35amMiss
I'm too fucking poor to get a fuckin token man it sucks
12:35amEmily
you HAVE to annoy me.
12:35amMiss
its so beat like really
12:36amEmily
if you don't proove your own then he will NEVER take you seriously
12:36amMiss
i know everyone keeps saying this
n i don t even have money to leave the crib
im bein adoormat
12:36amEmily
nooo alix
dont like, leave him
just be liike
12:36amMiss
i love him
12:36amEmily
babe, if you won't fuck me, i'll go sleep with emz
12:37amMiss
its such a convoluted sitatuou n
12:37amEmily
i'm a girl, i'm non threatning
12:38amEmily
oh alix
i wish i could tell you how much i loved you, and how much i never once judged your boyfriend, trust me, i never thought badly of him
12:39amMiss
he's awesome
but its like
i'm wifey'd the fuck out i dont mind but i want to fuckin have some recognition
like seriously
i hate sitting aournd while him n hen play video games
12:40amEmily
that's the thing
12:40amMiss
im sick of vanilla sex
12:40amEmily
you won't get recognition
12:40amMiss
im fucking tired of like i dunno
i love h im to death but im wondering whats up
like he was on this whole like cheatin schpiel for a minute
12:41amEmily
women, girls, females, we're all a joke
12:41amMiss
like for 4 fucking days nonstop all he would talk about was cheating and football players cheatin etc
n it makes me uncomfortable
n i love him and we've hit a rough spot but it's like wtf man why can't you love me i'm fucking cute as hell
12:42amEmily
cheating and football players ?
12:42amMiss
n im losing weight like a maniac which is cool but like its a lil worrsome
12:43amEmily
alix i'm the worst person to ever ever give advice
YOU'RE LOSING WEIGHT?
12:43amMiss
like 'oh all these dudes cheat on there wives how many guys in america cheat on their wives
12:43amEmily
what are you? 10 pounds?
12:43amMiss
n its like ok they cheat but he keeps bringing it up incessantly
n i even said dude why the fuck are you bringin this up
not to mention how he freaks out whenever he sees a jewelery commercial
12:44amEmily
do you think he cheated on you ever?
12:44amMiss
and what i see is a man who loves me but will never want a significan commitment
ill be damned if he had time to but im suspectin it
n like seriosuly it's just like wrf is up your ass its tv
i dunno
and i wanna be with him n he's makin it so abundantly clear he doesnt want kids n im kinda torn about it
which is nearly irrelevant but he keeps bringing it up
12:46amEmily
he said he doesn't want kids
ever?
12:48amMiss
pretty much n im like well im 23 i dont want kids now but maybe in the future
n he's like you dont want to ruin your body
n its like wow suck
cuz maybe i do want a baby b ut at any point in time a baby me and him come into close terms he wigs out
n it sucks cuz i love him n this is who i think i sould be with but it's like...almost disrespect
but he comes home wasted n he's all blah blah i love you so much i wanna be with you n i know i'm only 23 but it's like dude gimme an idea what your expecting
12:52amEmily
he's a dumb man. i know that's horrible to say because i'm a new found feminist
but
seriously. that's gross.
12:52amMiss
how so?
12:53amEmily
NO i'm not saying your boyfriend is a dumb man
but at the same time i am
12:53amMiss
no juuuuust tell me
12:53amEmily
oh, i'm the worst
12:53amMiss
no your not
im a housewife
thats the worst
12:54amEmily
i just think, no, know, women go through so much shit, to please men, in the house, in corporate, in any situation.
12:54amMiss
it's retarded
i'll never make as much money as him
12:55amEmily
never.
12:55amMiss
n like it makes me mad
i'm always the cute eccentric girlfriend
12:55amEmily
and there's nothing we can do about it
12:55amMiss
hahaha. like, what the fuck
12:55amEmily
lame!
12:56amMiss
should i expect anything from this relationship or what
12:56amEmily
you should expect it, yes!
but don't be disappointed
if it doesn't work.
12:57amMiss
for real. honjestly, i love this boy, but i don't like feeling like if we are together in the long run its all him
if it doesnt work i grow strong from my mismtakes
but i mean
i wanna get on the track to real life n if he's just fuckin with me im outtie
forreal
i mean how do you ask someone tha tlike,is this just a moment for you, or am i relevant?\
1:01amEmily
you've been with his for this long, so it's worth while