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Oct 23, 2005 10:46

so, work was slow, and we were like "get yo bloody peirod juices off our couch* cuz we gonna go get our drink on. so, on demand lauren travis matt brewskies=FUN



oh no sarah jessicca parker! dont get us! please no! not with tha cleavage!!!

ah! the devil! whatever shall we do?

mat has an idea! let us take the d evil inside! take it! TAKE IT!

THAT A BOY TRAVIS! TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!

everyone, get yo clothhes ono-were going to the russians!

aparently thtats the face we make at the russians and thatsh ow i dance there....

but i walk in the door and one of the russians is like "you atke very good care of yourself...something in russian something gay something" "awe yes, im one of those gays" "oh, yes, you look very godo, taek ver good care of yourself" haha

and lauren met a bunch of the russians who thought we were rock stars.. adn she got acosted by them in the hiighrise....but she looked fabulous doing it

*soome girl came inot diesel yesterday, sat oo our couch, proceeded to menstruate on it, went up stairs,b ought clothes, and left.. mat and i comoe downstairs and kristen is fuckin csrubin the couch, and its nasty vaginal secretions that the girl left...so we flipped the cushion-yah....rough day at work.i
m too hungovevr to clea the house...
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