The Ultimate Wedgie
So today lexi tried to give me a thong wedgie, but it failed. Not because I pulled some sweet ass move to get free, but because ass she pulled my thong it broke. I never ever thought I would be able to say that, my thong broke from a wedgie. What a sweet ass wedgie, it was pain free, but now I am short one pair of underwear or one thong. However you would like to interpet that.