Feb 05, 2008 10:45
Finally a blue sky here in San Diego, the past few days have been absolutely disgusting. Throughout the short 21 years of my existance, I have always, always, always hated the rain. Ruining [[freeway safety]], taking the jobs of [[firemen]], and making days, that much more annoying for [[homeless people]]......
I used to live in a [[semi-wonderful]] place called "Rancho San Diego", towards east county, I spent the larger portion of my life in that area. Its filled with ultra-sweet golf courses, biking trails, and super dangerous wind-e roads. A perfect mixture for mega-dangerous [[RIVER RAPIDS]].
I dont know about any of you guys, but I grew up having a select handfull of friends, all with their own unique personalities. "What does that have to do with awesome rapids?", you ask? Well this Gods gift to manly adrenaline glands, goes by the name of [[Kevin Woodburn]], hes one of those macho, go get'em types. Always looking for a thrill, the more painfull, the better.
We found a class 5 rapid, raging 30 feet down underneath a bridge, scarier than waking up next to Gary Busey after an evening of heavy alchol consumption. Not only is class 5, the highest rank in "danger" for a rapid, it also qualifies whoever takes the full way down, to get put on Gods "The manliest men Ive created" list.
Last night we went to target, and bought the mose awesome kids inflatable pirate ship possible. Tagged it up with Damascus stickers and a custom made Damascus flag.
....Today, Kevin Woodburn will become a legend.
boating,
god,
inflatable,
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