Two Cloven Bodies

[imachopyou]

...WHERE THE HELL IS MY HEAD? AND WHY DID IT JUST DISAPPEAR AS I WAS WANDERING AROUND? I DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO MY HEAD BEING STOLEN. Seriously, who just takes a guy's head when he's out on a relaxing walk

Comments

[lustydoom]

Problems?

[ooc: She's lol'ing and so am I.]

[imachopyou]

I don't know, does having your head suddenly disappear seem like it's fun to you?

<((Who wouldn't be lol'ing at this?))

[lustydoom]

What does it matter to you? It's not like you need the thing.

[imachopyou]

It's all in the image, Lusty~ I can't be as intimidating if I don't have my head.

[lustydoom]

Because you're so intimidating with it on.

[imachopyou]

You don't count. Not with your freaky nails.

[lustydoom]

Now, now. Don't hate a girl just because she's got an edge~

[imachopyou]

No no, I hate you because you CHOPPED ME UP.

...Just tell me if you see my head?

[lustydoom]

You chop up plenty of people. You can dish it out, but you can't take it? Tch, honestly, Barry.

Sure, darling. I'll even deliver it personally.

[imachopyou]

So I've got a double standard. Can you blame me when I wasn't even able to get within three feet of you?

...Thanks. Don't do anything to it.

[lustydoom]

I'd like to remind you that I didn't technically kill you. I just disabled you. Your body is the one who killed you.

I'll be good.

[imachopyou]

I still blame you for putting me in that situation. If you hadn't cut me up I wouldn't be dead now.

Good to know.

[lustydoom]

You're breaking my heart.

[imachopyou]

I should care? You've got looks, Lusty, I'll give you that, but you're a cold-hearted bitch otherwise.

But you wouldn't be Lust otherwise, would ya?

[lustydoom]

Now you're getting the idea.

[imachopyou]

Y'know, even if you got me killed, I always did like you more than Envy.