Thirty Two Cloven Bodies

[imachopyou]

WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! BEAMS OF LIGHT JUST DON'T COME OUT OF THE SKY AND TURN THINGS INTO DUST. WHAT THE SHIT IS GOING ON HERE?!

FUCK THIS, I'M GOIN' UNDERGROUND.

Comments

[theenviousone]

Scared cause one small building was knocked down?

[imachopyou]

Try and use yer head, Envy. If one building goes, the rest ain't far behind.

[theenviousone]

It doesn't have to mean that. And it doesn't make any difference to me if the whole damn City falls down anyway.

[imachopyou]

The Ishbal Civil war did happen in your Amestris, right? 'Cause I know in my version of it, systematically droppin' buildings was a big order of business.

[theenviousone]

The Ishbal massacre, you mean? Yeah, it did. Most fun I had in ages.

[imachopyou]

Civil war, massacre, whatever.

Okay, good. It's called divide and conquer. I'm willin' to be it's gonna get ugly around here real quick.

[theenviousone]

I hope so. Things were getting boring.

[imachopyou]

...I hate you.

[theenviousone]

What the hell? I didn't even do anything to you.

[imachopyou]

Your other self did, so it still works. But seriously, y' homunculi need to stop wanting to stir up trouble.

[theenviousone]

I meant here in the City. And what's wrong with enjoying trouble other people are stirring up? Once we start making trouble again, you'll know about it.

[imachopyou]

...Okay, ya ain't done anything here. But you got it easy, you lot don't die even if ya get vaporized.

[theenviousone]

I know. Makes it much easier to enjoy myself when stuff like this happens.

[imachopyou]

It would, wouldn't it?

[theenviousone]

It does. Definitely made running around in Ishbal easier when the State Alchemists were letting loose on it. Of course it helped that I knew the places they'd been ordered to attack.

[imachopyou]

I can only imagine.