@ My Neighbors
Hey guys, what's up? I know we haven't met.. or even passed each other in the hallway. For all you guys know, my boyfriend and I are probably one quiet, old man.
This is not the case! We are not deaf. We have semi normal sleep hours.
This means that at 11 am on a Sunday, one of us are probably home! Enjoying the day before life pulls us out of the house!
Some 11 am activities we might want to consider a no no might be, um, having crazy monkey sex. Just a thought.
I greatly appreciate that you were probably aware that I was just kinda laying in bed, being lazy, enjoying the warm covers and thinking about the latest edition to Diablo that will soon grace my computer, and you probably were encouraging me to seize the day and get out of bed!
Valiant effort. Really, I'm touched.
But you know what? Why can't you guys build things instead of getting those bodies of yours excited to have babies? It's cruel to me and it's cruel to your unborn children.
Sincerely,
That ghost on the other side of your bedroom wall.
This is not the case! We are not deaf. We have semi normal sleep hours.
This means that at 11 am on a Sunday, one of us are probably home! Enjoying the day before life pulls us out of the house!
Some 11 am activities we might want to consider a no no might be, um, having crazy monkey sex. Just a thought.
I greatly appreciate that you were probably aware that I was just kinda laying in bed, being lazy, enjoying the warm covers and thinking about the latest edition to Diablo that will soon grace my computer, and you probably were encouraging me to seize the day and get out of bed!
Valiant effort. Really, I'm touched.
But you know what? Why can't you guys build things instead of getting those bodies of yours excited to have babies? It's cruel to me and it's cruel to your unborn children.
Sincerely,
That ghost on the other side of your bedroom wall.