Good times had by all...
Last night was one of the funnest nights I have ever had ever....its up around the mini pool incident night(not quite there though).
So first I sat in my room by myself and was drinking by myself and watchin Most Extreme Elimination Challenge for I think two hours...that rocked so much cause I love being by myself a lot...
Then I went to this bar called Humphreys and I was drinking there with a bunch of my friends...and the only thing that sucked, but was funny was when this chic friend of mine gave me the worst wet willy of my life...it was so disgusting...she lathered up her pinky finger and just shoved it in my ear canal...it felt like I had swimmers ear and it was slimy and sick and whatnot...so I think I punched her in the boob for that..but Im not sure...
Then we were all hangin out and this tool of a guy tried to pick a fight with some other dude...so the bouncer came and grabbed him to kick him out, and the moron swung at this huge bouncer, so right in front of me he was thrown on the ground and this other bigger bouncer came and repeatedly punched him in the head...then they picked him up and threw him out and he STILL was talking shit to the bouncers so one of the bouncers went over and pushed him and he went flying...so one of the tools friends swung at the bouncer so like 5 bouncers swarmed and took that kid out while two other bouncers held the tool down and just beat the hell outta his face....
...I was laughing the whole time. Thats just me.
Then I went back to my house and was asked to have a threesome again...this time I said no cause one of the girls my friend really likes and I wouldnt do that to him...
Then someone brought up the good idea to go to a strip club...normally I would say no cause Im not that big a fan of em too much...but I was drunk and it seemed fun...so we went and it ROCKED! Some random stripper kept following me around for some reason...I wasnt like spending money or anything to have her want to follow me...but she kept giving me like quasi-lapdances for free and telling me how cute I was...
Then a buddy of mine was randomly there...and he is going to Iraq so we put lots of money on him and he had a good time...
This girl that came with us got up on stage and did some lesbian montage with this stripper...I bet shes regretting it today, cause she isnt really like that:)
Then we left and I went to my buddies apartment and drank good ol Jim Beam...and this really drunk girl came too and we fucked with her cause she was like believing everything we said...and she was getting angry...but she was drunk so it doesnt matter...then she passed out...I had more Beam, and at 8 in the morning I finished my last Beam and Coke and left and had to walk in the ice storm that was occuring at the time...
I went to bed at 8 30...and thats it...now, it may not seem like it was that fun to you guys............but i dont care...it was...fuck off.
So first I sat in my room by myself and was drinking by myself and watchin Most Extreme Elimination Challenge for I think two hours...that rocked so much cause I love being by myself a lot...
Then I went to this bar called Humphreys and I was drinking there with a bunch of my friends...and the only thing that sucked, but was funny was when this chic friend of mine gave me the worst wet willy of my life...it was so disgusting...she lathered up her pinky finger and just shoved it in my ear canal...it felt like I had swimmers ear and it was slimy and sick and whatnot...so I think I punched her in the boob for that..but Im not sure...
Then we were all hangin out and this tool of a guy tried to pick a fight with some other dude...so the bouncer came and grabbed him to kick him out, and the moron swung at this huge bouncer, so right in front of me he was thrown on the ground and this other bigger bouncer came and repeatedly punched him in the head...then they picked him up and threw him out and he STILL was talking shit to the bouncers so one of the bouncers went over and pushed him and he went flying...so one of the tools friends swung at the bouncer so like 5 bouncers swarmed and took that kid out while two other bouncers held the tool down and just beat the hell outta his face....
...I was laughing the whole time. Thats just me.
Then I went back to my house and was asked to have a threesome again...this time I said no cause one of the girls my friend really likes and I wouldnt do that to him...
Then someone brought up the good idea to go to a strip club...normally I would say no cause Im not that big a fan of em too much...but I was drunk and it seemed fun...so we went and it ROCKED! Some random stripper kept following me around for some reason...I wasnt like spending money or anything to have her want to follow me...but she kept giving me like quasi-lapdances for free and telling me how cute I was...
Then a buddy of mine was randomly there...and he is going to Iraq so we put lots of money on him and he had a good time...
This girl that came with us got up on stage and did some lesbian montage with this stripper...I bet shes regretting it today, cause she isnt really like that:)
Then we left and I went to my buddies apartment and drank good ol Jim Beam...and this really drunk girl came too and we fucked with her cause she was like believing everything we said...and she was getting angry...but she was drunk so it doesnt matter...then she passed out...I had more Beam, and at 8 in the morning I finished my last Beam and Coke and left and had to walk in the ice storm that was occuring at the time...
I went to bed at 8 30...and thats it...now, it may not seem like it was that fun to you guys............but i dont care...it was...fuck off.