NYC and Boston.
Took a trip this past weekend to meet up with some friends in New York City and Boston. I never actually have been to New York City (well, actually once when I was 7, but that doesn't count), and I was utterly amazed at how absolutely crowded the place was. Times Square was an absolute mess. But it was a great city, and there were some great places to live there. I really liked East Village. We went to this really cool rock bar that had Bacon Bloody Marys. Absolutely amazing. And the bartender was amazing and I developed a worthless crush on her.
Then people put crap in my beard.
Boston was fun. I've been there before, and it's always a good time. I got yelled at by a waitress for spitting an ice cube at a friend. She asked me if that is how I acted at home. I said that it was. She was fucking 19. I got motherly scolded by a 19 year old.
Then a lesbian tried to have sex with me, and when I said no she started yelling at me. It was an odd experience. I said no because...well I don't know why. I kind of half woke up to her on top of me. Raped by a lesbian. That's something new.
The thought of moving across the United States in two months is starting to hit me. I absolutely cannot wait, but I am still a little nervous. I have barely saved up any money. I really need to find a job right away. But, I'm still young and free and invincible and I'm sure it will all turn out grand.
Here are pictures of me with things in my beard:
Then people put crap in my beard.
Boston was fun. I've been there before, and it's always a good time. I got yelled at by a waitress for spitting an ice cube at a friend. She asked me if that is how I acted at home. I said that it was. She was fucking 19. I got motherly scolded by a 19 year old.
Then a lesbian tried to have sex with me, and when I said no she started yelling at me. It was an odd experience. I said no because...well I don't know why. I kind of half woke up to her on top of me. Raped by a lesbian. That's something new.
The thought of moving across the United States in two months is starting to hit me. I absolutely cannot wait, but I am still a little nervous. I have barely saved up any money. I really need to find a job right away. But, I'm still young and free and invincible and I'm sure it will all turn out grand.
Here are pictures of me with things in my beard:
